1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:19,019 ( birds chirping ) 4 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,757 * SYLVIA... * 5 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:30,398 * SYLVIA... * 6 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:38,038 * SYLVIA * 7 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:40,608 * SMILE FOR ME * 8 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:46,180 * FILL MY WORLD WITH POETRY * 9 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:52,120 * FORGET THOSE FARAWAY DREAMS * 10 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:57,658 * THAT HAUNT YOU * 11 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,862 * SYLVIA * 12 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:05,166 * YOUNG IN YEARS * 13 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:08,369 * LET THE SUNSHINE * 14 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:12,173 * DRY YOUR TEARS * 15 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:17,111 * AND WE WILL WALK IN THE WIND * 16 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:21,549 * AND STARS * 17 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:27,388 * LIKE APRIL LOVERS * 18 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:31,125 * WITH HEARTS AGLOW... * 19 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:34,528 ( sizzling ) 20 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:42,303 COME ON BACK TO BED, SYLVIA. 21 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:45,005 CAN'T YOU SEE I'M COOKING SCRAPPLE? 22 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:48,342 IT CAN WAIT. SEX IS IN THE AIR. 23 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:51,379 NOT IN HERE IT ISN'T. I GOT WORK, VAUGHN. 24 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:54,615 YOUR MOTHER IS AT THE STORE. 25 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:57,918 IT'S LIGHT OUT, FOR PETE'S SAKE. WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU? 26 00:01:57,985 --> 00:01:59,520 COME ON, MOVE! 27 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:07,060 * ...FORGET THOSE FARAWAY DREAMS * 28 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:13,201 * THAT HAUNT YOU... * 29 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:18,071 ( buzzing, crashing ) 30 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,107 GOD! 31 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:23,177 * ...LET THE SUNSHINE * 32 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:25,779 * DRY YOUR TEARS * 33 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:33,120 * AND WE WILL WALK IN THE WIND... * 34 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:35,289 DAMN IT! 35 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:40,528 JUDAS PRIEST. OH-HH! 36 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:46,500 * ...WITH HEARTS AGLOW * 37 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:53,541 * TILL LOVE DISCLOSES * 38 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:55,543 * WHERE THE SECRET ROSES GROW... * 39 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:57,745 ( yells ) YOU SEEN MY KEYS? 40 00:02:58,879 --> 00:02:59,847 OW! 41 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:05,853 I SAID, HAVE YOU SEEN MY KEYS? 42 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,988 Vaughn: WHERE DID YOU LEAVE THEM? 43 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:11,659 IF I KNEW WHERE I'D LEFT THEM, THEY WOULDN'T BE LOST, WOULD THEY? 44 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,294 VAUGHNHOLE! 45 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:18,198 (moaning ) 46 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:22,303 - ( grunts ) - OH, JUDAS PRIEST ALMIGHTY! 47 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:24,472 IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 48 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:27,140 SOMEBODY LEFT HIS MAGAZINE AND IT GOT ME RILED UP. 49 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,277 OH, SURE, "SOMEBODY LEFT IT." 50 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:32,045 SURE, SURE... 51 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:33,481 YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT TO. 52 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,617 A MAN HAS NEEDS, SYLVIA. MARITAL NEEDS. 53 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:40,087 * My gal is red hot, yeah! * 54 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:41,855 * My gal is red hot * 55 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,824 * Your gal ain't doodly squat * 56 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,859 * Well, she ain't got no money, but man * 57 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:48,262 * She's really got a lot * 58 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:52,900 * Well, I got a gal, six feet four... * 59 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:54,535 OOH. 60 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:57,471 * ...My gal is red hot * 61 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:59,407 * Your gal ain't doodly squat * 62 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:02,376 * Yeah, my gal is red hot * 63 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:04,144 * Your gal ain't doodly squat * 64 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:06,780 * Well, she ain't got no money, but man... * 65 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:10,217 ISN'T IT A LITTLE EARLY FOR THAT, CAPRICE? 66 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:12,686 I'M DEVELOPING MY ACT, MOTHER. 67 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:15,889 MUTILATING YOUR MAMMARIES AND GYRATING DOWN AT SOME BIKER BAR 68 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:18,659 IS AN ACT, ALL RIGHT, AN ACT OF DEFIANCE. 69 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:22,330 I WAS A LEGEND AT THE HOLIDAY HOUSE, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW. 70 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:25,666 MORNING, HONEY. 71 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:29,403 DADDY, LET ME GO DOWN TO THE BAR AND PERFORM. 72 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,204 YOU'RE IN HOME DETENTION, CUPCAKE. 73 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,841 THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOU TO STAY INDOORS FOR A WHILE. 74 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:35,843 YOU'RE JUST TOO PRETTY TO GO OUT. 75 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:40,314 WE LET YOU KEEP YOUR TAWDRY THEATRICAL MEMENTOES. ISN'T THAT ENOUGH? 76 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:44,652 YOU WERE CONVICTED OF INDECENT EXPOSURE FOR THE THIRD TIME. 77 00:04:44,718 --> 00:04:46,987 I WAS PROMOTING THE ART OF DANCE. 78 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,689 WITH NUDE LOITERING?! 79 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:52,726 NUDE AND DISORDERLY CONDUCT? NUDE DRUNKEN DRIVING? 80 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:56,897 I WAS NOT DRUNK. I WAS ON PILLS. 81 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:59,900 SOMETHING IS THE MATTER WITH YOU, CAPRICE. 82 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,770 YOU ARE SUCH A NEUTER, MOTHER. 83 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:05,272 AND NEUTERS WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND. 84 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:07,808 SOMETHING IS THE MATTER WITH YOUR VAGINA. 85 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,514 HUH! 86 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,817 MORNING, MRS. STICKLES. 87 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:18,018 ( grunts ) 88 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:21,722 OH, YOU BRAT! I'M GONNA REPORT YOU. 89 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:24,492 MORNING. FORMSTONE'S LOOKING GOOD. 90 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:26,594 AH, IT'S THE REAL McCOY ALRIGHT, VINTAGE. 91 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,529 - PAID THROUGH THE NOSE FOR IT. - OH. 92 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:31,532 ONE THING WE'VE LEARNED-- PROPER RESTORATION NEVER COMES CHEAPLY. 93 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:35,002 Caprice: I NEED TO GO DOWN TO THE BAR-- JUST FOR AN HOUR! 94 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:38,706 COME ON, DAD, DON'T LOCK IT. DADDY, LET ME GO! 95 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:41,274 MY PUBLIC NEEDS ME! 96 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:44,111 - OOH! - MRS. STICKLES, MY NAME IS FAT FREAK FRANK. 97 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:47,648 AND I'M YOUR DAUGHTER'S NUMBER ONE FAN. 98 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,918 SHE MOVED TO THE ERIE CANAL AREA. 99 00:05:51,785 --> 00:05:53,286 - ( chuckles ) - HEY, VAUGHN. 100 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,355 HEY! 101 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:57,090 CAPRICE RETIRED FROM SHOW BUSINESS. 102 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,959 SHE'S NO LONGER A PUBLIC FIGURE. 103 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:02,796 HER NAME AIN'T CAPRICE, IT'S "URSULA UDDERS." AND SHE'S FAMOUS. 104 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,965 SHE GOT THE BIGGEST TA-TAS ON HARFORD ROAD. 105 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:08,536 - ( both chuckle ) - URSULA! URSULA UDDERS! 106 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:11,238 TEXTURE, THAT'S WHAT I CALL IT. 107 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:13,240 IT'S ME, FAT FREAK FRANK. 108 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:16,076 AND I MISS THEM GREAT BIG-- 109 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:20,347 DESTROY ALL NEUTERS! 110 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:22,182 WE SURE DIDN'T HAVE THIS IN D.C. 111 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:26,820 GOD, I LOVE BALTIMORE. IT'S A REAL CITY OF DIVERSITY. 112 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:30,958 SYLVIA! SYLVIA, WE NEED GAS, HONEY! 113 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:33,527 GET GAS. 114 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:36,163 HONEY, STILL MAD? 115 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:40,033 REMEMBER TO FILL IT UP. I'LL WALK, DON'T WORRY. 116 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,175 HMM? 117 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:52,179 ( woman moans ) 118 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,817 UGH! 119 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:02,255 * SMOKEY THE BEAR, SMOKEY THE BEAR * 120 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:04,091 - * PROWLING AND A-GROWLING... * - GRR! 121 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:06,594 HI! GRR-RR! WOOF! 122 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:09,630 - GRR! - WOOF! WOOF! 123 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:14,001 * THAT'S WHY THEY CALLED HIM SMOKEY, THAT IS HOW HE GOT HIS NAME... * 124 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,607 - HI, VAUGHN. - MORNING, BETTY. 125 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:23,611 DOES THE PINEWOOD PARK-AND-PAY SELL LOTIONS? 126 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:26,446 YOU KNOW-- OINTMENTS? 127 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:28,181 WE SURE DO. 128 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:30,551 ( screen door slams ) 129 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:33,921 HOW IS THAT FINE WIFE OF YOURS DOING? 130 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:36,857 SHE'S UP AT THE STORE LIKE ALWAYS, WENDELL. 131 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:38,959 DON'T YOU FIND IT FUNNY 132 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:43,196 THAT EVERY MAN IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD HAS A PENIS? 133 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:46,466 WELL, NOT REALLY, BETTY. 134 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:00,013 SHEEZE...! 135 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:03,150 Ugh! 136 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,525 ( engine sputters ) 137 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:16,396 ( sputters ) 138 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:18,498 OH, DON'T. 139 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:20,133 ( silent ) 140 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,769 OH! 141 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,571 -( loud music playing ) - * ...WHOA, WHOA-WHOA * 142 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:27,608 - * I NEED YOUR LOVING-- * - OH, THAT'S IT, BABE. 143 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:30,811 THAT'S IT, OH-OH-OH. OH, GOD! 144 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:39,052 OH-OH-OH. THAT'S IT, BABY. TALK TO THE MIKE. 145 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:47,027 WHOA, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HUMP JOB. 146 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:52,966 - COME ON. - ( honking ) 147 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:57,004 OH, OKAY. 148 00:08:58,572 --> 00:08:59,573 I'M OUT OF GAS. 149 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,174 MOVE IT, NEUTER! 150 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:04,778 - OH, GOD! - HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MOVE WITH NO GAS? 151 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,051 Man: GET OUT OF THE WAY! WE'RE IN A HURRY! 152 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:12,185 ( horns honking ) 153 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:15,022 * WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! * 154 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:21,061 - FILTHY LITTLE HEDGES. - MORNING, MARGE. 155 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:23,664 GROWIN' ALL DIRTY, MAKES ME SICK. 156 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,906 HI, I'M "MAMA BEAR." 157 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,776 HAVE YOU MET MY HUS-BEAR? 158 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:37,377 NO, I HAVEN'T. 159 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:39,179 I'M "PAPA BEAR." 160 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:42,515 Both: AND THIS IS OUR CUB, "BABY BEAR." 161 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,752 GRRR! 162 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:47,988 I'M VAUGHN. WELCOME TO THE HARFORD ROAD AREA. 163 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:50,590 WHEN WE TAKE OVER, IT'S GONNA BE A-- 164 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:53,026 All: "BEARQUAKE!" 165 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,695 ( all laughing, growling ) 166 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:56,063 * ...HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY * 167 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:59,232 * WITH A BIG BEAR HUG * 168 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:01,434 - COME ON. - MOVE THAT PIECE OF SHIT. 169 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:03,470 CAN YOU CALL TRIPLE-A, PLEASE? 170 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:05,673 ( horns honking ) 171 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,610 HURRY UP, I'VE GOT A HOT DATE. 172 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:12,846 AT 7 A.M.? WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 173 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:15,082 YOU'D HAVE A DATE TOO IF YOU WORE MAKE-UP. 174 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:17,617 - YOUR POOR HUSBAND. - HUH? 175 00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:19,887 ( squirrel squeaking ) 176 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,458 ( chatters, shrieks ) 177 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:26,794 -( splatters ) - OOH-HH! 178 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:29,162 IF YOU COULD JUST HELP ME, I'D-- 179 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:30,197 OOH! 180 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:31,699 ( moans ) 181 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,368 IT'S HER! 182 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:41,274 LET'S GO SEXING. 183 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:45,078 ( honking continues ) 184 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,452 * SYLVIA... * 185 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,054 ( woman laughs ) 186 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,825 ( shrieking ) 187 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:02,129 ( distorted laughter ) 188 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,633 OH! 189 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,069 ( screams ) 190 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:19,980 OH! 191 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,517 HELLO, MA'AM. 192 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:28,321 MY NAME IS RAY RAY AND I'M HERE TO-- SERVICE YOU. 193 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,057 ( grunts ) 194 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:34,194 I'M SYLVIA, AND I HIT MY HEAD. OH. 195 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:40,834 A CONCUSSION IS A TERRIBLE THING 196 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,536 TO WASTE. IT'S OKAY. 197 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:47,674 OOH! OOH, I FEEL ALL SEXY. 198 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:51,178 I KNOW YOU DO, SYLVIA. 199 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,480 SHOW ME A SIGN. 200 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,215 WE KNEW YOU'D COME. 201 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,450 ALL I CAN DO IS PASS THE GIFT. 202 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,219 HUH? 203 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:04,157 YOU'RE A SEX ADDICT NOW AND YOU'LL NEVER BE THE SAME. 204 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,427 ( gasping, moaning ) 205 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:21,942 OOH-AAH--! 206 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:31,251 ( panting ) THERE YOU GO. ALL BETTER? 207 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,255 ( moans, gasps ) OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 208 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,424 I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME. 209 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,760 WELL, YOU RECOGNIZED THE CONCUSSION AND THERE'S NO GOING BACK NOW. 210 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:41,995 ( panting ) 211 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:45,098 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU MY CARD. 212 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,469 SEX ADDICTS ARE EVERYWHERE, SYLVIA, 213 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,439 AND PRETTY SOON, HARFORD ROAD WILL BE OURS. 214 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,544 OH, HEY, HOLD ON. 215 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:18,698 RAY RAY IS A SEXUAL HEALER. 216 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:21,801 COME VISIT US, SYLVIA. 217 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:26,106 YOUR PEOPLE ARE WAITING. 218 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:27,875 OH. 219 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:31,444 ONE DAY, WE'RE GOING TO DISCOVER A BRAND NEW SEX ACT, 220 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,713 ONE THAT'S NEVER BEEN PERFORMED BEFORE. 221 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:37,517 AND WE HOPE YOU'LL BE WITH US ON THAT DAY OF CARNAL RAPTURE. 222 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,933 OOH. 223 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:57,837 - AH... -( jackhammer clatters ) 224 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,146 ( chirping, panting ) 225 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,095 * Pussy... * 226 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:26,566 ( radio clicks off ) 227 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,238 ( music resumes ) 228 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:37,277 * My pussycat was scratching out on my back door * 229 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,647 * Scratched so long, poor pussy... * 230 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,822 * Just a friendly little cat * 231 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,724 * Friendly little cat * 232 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:55,795 * My pussycat was sitting out on the front step * 233 00:14:55,862 --> 00:15:00,000 * Sat so long, poor pussy got-- * ( music stops ) 234 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,537 Girls: HELLO, MRS. STICKLES. 235 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:06,639 ( cheering ) 236 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,775 OH BOY, AM I BLUSHING? 237 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:11,611 Everyone is familiar with the traditional forms of pornography, 238 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,613 but the Internet is creating new forms-- 239 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,983 - YOU GOING TO THE MOVIES, DAVE? - HUH? 240 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,451 HELL, YOU'RE PICKING YOUR SEAT, AREN'T YOU? 241 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,920 ( doorbell rings ) 242 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:23,991 GAYS! 243 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,827 USED TO BE HARFORD ROAD WAS FOR FAMILIES. 244 00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,862 NOW IT'S A LESBIAN AORTA. 245 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,432 MOTHER, I DON'T FEEL WELL. 246 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,402 WELL, NO WONDER, 247 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:38,305 THEY'VE GOT BLATANT HOMOSEXUALS SHOPPING RIGHT IN OUR STORE. 248 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,074 THEY EAT LIFE, YOU KNOW. 249 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,476 SPERM! 250 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,087 DID YOU SEE THOSE NEW NEIGHBORS MOVING IN? 251 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:57,557 HMM? GROWN MEN WITH HAIRY LEGS PRANCING AROUND HALF NAKED-- 252 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:01,394 "WE'RE BEARS." WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 253 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,396 FREE COUNTRY, BIG ETHEL. 254 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,133 YEAH WELL, WE GOT LAWS TO PROTECT DECENCY. 255 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,500 AND IT WOULD BE NICE 256 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,903 IF SOMEBODY ENFORCED THEM. 19, 20. 257 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,872 WELL, AS MY MOTHER USED TO SAY-- 258 00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:16,676 "'EACH TO THEIR OWN,' SAID THE OLD LADY AS SHE KISSED THE COW." 259 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,178 ( laughing ) 260 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,089 PERVERTS ARE TAKING OVER THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. 261 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,890 ( doorbell rings ) 262 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:33,560 UGH! MR. MAILMAN, AS OF NEXT WEEK, 263 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,662 WE'RE NOT CARRYING THE GIRLIE MAGAZINES NO MORE. 264 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,830 THAT'S A SHAME. 265 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:41,701 MAKES ME SICK TO SEE GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES LOOKING AT THAT FILTH, MARGE. 266 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:45,072 AND ON TAXPAYERS' TIME YET. THAT'S WHY THE MAIL'S LATE. 267 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:48,941 AND THE POST OFFICE HAS THE NERVE TO RAISE THE PRICE OF A STAMP. 268 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,544 WHILE MAILMEN ARE MAKING OUT EVERYWHERE. 269 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:56,249 I FOUND A USED CONDOM IN MY BACKYARD. 270 00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,984 YOU THINK THAT'S BAD? 271 00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,519 SOMEBODY WROTE THE WORD "BONE" 272 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,621 ON OUR PARKING LOT WALL LAST NIGHT. 273 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,357 WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING, MARGE. 274 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,563 PEOPLE HAVE GOT TO KNOW HOW BAD THINGS ARE GETTING. 275 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,599 NO WONDER I'VE GOT TO TAKE HEART PILLS. 276 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,302 I READ IN THE PAPER THE AVERAGE MARRIED COUPLE 277 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,570 HAS SEX OVER 100 TIMES A YEAR. 278 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,673 THAT'S A LIE. PEOPLE WOULD BE RAW IF THAT WAS TRUE. 279 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:24,277 I'LL BE AT YOUR MEETING ALRIGHT, WITH BELLS ON. 280 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,747 YOU HAVE, UH, AAA BATTERIES? 281 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:30,217 I CERTAINLY DO. 282 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:35,122 YOU SURE THESE ARE THE RIGHT ONES? 283 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:38,291 YOU WANT ME TO TAKE THEM OUT? 284 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,693 NO, I GUESS I'LL BUY THEM. 285 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,863 WELL, GET DOWN THERE AND START SCARFING. 286 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,065 Man: WHAT THE HE-- 287 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,101 ( mumbling ) NO... THANK YOU. 288 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,337 I'M MOVING TO TOWSON. 289 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,672 HARFORD ROAD-- WHERE LIFE IS CHEAP. 290 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,942 - ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FORNICATION. - YEAH, YEAH. 291 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,778 YOU SEE, MARGE? PEOPLE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD HAVE HAD IT. 292 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,247 IT WASN'T THIS BAD IN THE '60s. 293 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,014 YOU'RE RIGHT. 294 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:06,085 SOMEONE LEFT A SEX TOY IN MY NEIGHBOR'S WISHING WELL, 295 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,521 RIGHT ON HER FRONT LAWN. 296 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,790 PEOPLE ARE JUST IGNORANT EVERYWHERE. 297 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,326 MORNING, BIG ETHEL. 298 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:16,529 UH, WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT A MORNING WITH SEX TOYS IN IT? 299 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,198 AMEN TO THAT. 300 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,032 MY HUSBAND'S ON VIAGRA. 301 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,436 - OH, YOU POOR THING! - EVERY MINUTE, HE WANTS IT. 302 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,472 HE HAS NO RIGHT TO BE THAT ROUSED. 303 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,641 I'M VIAGRA-VATED AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE. 304 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,313 ( Sylvia humming ) 305 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:41,621 SYLVIA! 306 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,824 FEELING BETTER, HUH? 307 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,064 MAIL HERE FOR URSULA UDDERS. 308 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,234 HER NAME IS CAPRICE AND SHE'S GOT SHINGLES. 309 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:57,737 OUR DAUGHTER DOESN'T REALLY PARTICIPATE IN THE MAIL THESE DAYS. 310 00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:01,508 I'LL TAKE THE FAN MAIL TO HER, WARREN. DON'T YOU WORRY. 311 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,477 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, MR. MAILMAN. 312 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,679 ASHAMED OF WHAT, BIG ETHEL? 313 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:13,786 - DAMN, I COULD DELIVER THAT ONE. - OH, KEEP IT UP. 314 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:17,690 I'M GONNA CALL THE POSTMASTER GENERAL-- IF HE'S NOT MAKING OUT-- 315 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,092 AND REPORT YOUR POTTY MOUTH. 316 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:23,330 SEX ADDICTS ARE EVERYWHERE, SYLVIA. 317 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,365 YOU WANNA HAVE FUNCH? 318 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,434 WHAT'S "FUNCH," HONEY? 319 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,402 FUNNIN' AFTER LUNCH. 320 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:34,541 - ( moaning ) - Vaughn: FUNCH, UH? 321 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,909 COME ON. THIS MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY. 322 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,846 - HMM, SPAGHETTI... - YEAH, SHE'LL RING IT UP FOR YOU. 323 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,315 Big Ethel: WHERE DO YOU TWO THINK YOU'RE GOING? 324 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,317 IT'S NOT SAFE OUT. 325 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,419 PEOPLE ARE SHAVING THEIR CROTCHES AS WE SPEAK. 326 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,588 THERE'S PUBIC HAIR IN THE AIR EVERYWHERE. 327 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:51,023 Big Ethel: WE'RE HAVING A DECENCY RALLY, 328 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,526 AND I THINK YOU TWO NEED TO BE THERE. 329 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:54,561 YEAH. 330 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:09,476 * I've got hot nuts * 331 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,177 * 10 cents a bag... * 332 00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:14,414 - Vaughn: WHAT KIND OF STATION IS THAT? - A GOOD ONE. 333 00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,583 * ...I've got hot nuts... * 334 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,018 - FEELING FRISKY, EH? - Sylvia: UH-HUH. 335 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:22,121 LET'S OPEN ONE OF CAPRICE'S FAN LETTERS. 336 00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:24,123 THAT'S HER PERSONAL MAIL. 337 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,759 ( chuckles ) OH, LOOK... 338 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:31,764 IT'S FROM THE MAILMAN. HE SENT CAPRICE A PHOTO OF HIS PENIS. OOH! 339 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,533 HE WHAT? 340 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,336 Vaughn: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? GIVE ME THE PICTURE. 341 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:40,440 GIVE ME THE PICTURE. I'M NOT-- GIVE ME THE PIC-- I'M NOT KIDDING AROUND. 342 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:42,942 THIS IS DISGUSTING. 343 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,411 WELL, HE'S GOT A BIG ONE. 344 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:45,945 WHAT KINDA TALK IS THAT? 345 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,681 OH, THEY'RE ALL PHOTOS OF THE MAILMAN'S UNIT. 346 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,683 I'M CALLING THE COPS. 347 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,320 YES, SIR, A REAL ARSE-OPENER! 348 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,622 STOP IT, SYLVIA. 349 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,390 PINK STEEL! 350 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,459 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 351 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:02,862 HEY, VAUGHN, FEEL LIKE "YODELING IN THE CANYON"? 352 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,333 WE HAVE TO VISIT MY MOTHER, REMEMBER? 353 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,668 OH, COME ON, YOU WANTED TO EARLIER. 354 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:11,438 WELL, NOT THAT, I DIDN'T. 355 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:14,641 COME ON, VAUGHN, DISCOVER THE OYSTER. 356 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:16,876 HONEY, THIS IS PINEWOOD AVENUE. WE LIVE HERE. 357 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,512 CAN'T WE WAIT TILL WE GET BACK TO THE HOUSE? 358 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:21,514 OH, GO "WAY DOWN SOUTH IN DIXIE." 359 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,716 ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, JUST KEEP A LOOK OUT. 360 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:24,884 OKAY. 361 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:27,620 OOH! 362 00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,658 AAH! 363 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:33,560 NO--! 364 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:35,828 OH! 365 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:39,666 NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL "SNEEZING IN THE CABBAGE." 366 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:48,140 Big Ethel: HARFORD ROAD, LET'S ALL BAND TOGETHER. 367 00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:51,944 HORNDOGS ARE EVERYWHERE. PRETTY SOON THEY'LL BE LIVING NEXT DOOR. 368 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:56,416 DECENCY, THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING FOR.DECENCY! 369 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:04,791 DECENCY'S FINE. 370 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:08,495 BUT DIVERSITY IN A NEIGHBORHOOD IS A GOOD THING, TOO. 371 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,498 THIS ISN'T DIVERSITY, IT'S DEPRAVITY. 372 00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:14,300 ON MY WAY OVER HERE, I SAW A MAN 373 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:16,569 PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON A LADY 374 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,771 IN A CAR IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. 375 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:19,972 ( murmuring ) 376 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,642 LESBIANS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE SOFTBALL FIELDS. 377 00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:25,177 SO?LESBIANS ARE GOOD NEIGHBORS. 378 00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:28,014 WE NEED TO START BY TEACHING TOLERANCE IN OUR OWN HOMES. 379 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,350 SOME GUY WAS PLAYING WITH HIMSELF NEAR ME IN THE MOVIES. 380 00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:34,921 YOU SAYING THAT'S NORMAL? HIS CROTCH WAS SHAVED! 381 00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:37,123 ( all gasp ) 382 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,191 THESE ARE ISOLATED INCIDENTS. 383 00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:40,893 NO, THEY'RE NOT. 384 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,130 LOOK, I'M NOT A PRUDE. I'M MARRIED TO AN ITALIAN. 385 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,466 BUT I AM DISGUSTED. 386 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:49,368 I LIVE NEAR WHAT THEY CALL "THE BEAR HOUSE." 387 00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:51,203 LAST NIGHT, 388 00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:54,574 HAIRY, OVERWEIGHT MEN WHO CALL THEMSELVES BEARS 389 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:57,309 WERE HAVING SEX OUTSIDE THE HOUSE. 390 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,111 MY CHILDREN HEARD THEM. 391 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:02,515 "MOMMY, WHAT'S THAT NOISE?" THEY ACTUALLY ASKED ME. 392 00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:04,751 I RACED OUTSIDE CLAPPING MY HANDS LOUDLY 393 00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:07,987 AND I YELLED-- "NO BEAR JOBS!" 394 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,089 AND THEY JUST LAUGHED. 395 00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:14,026 - SOME OF THEM EVEN GROWLED AT ME. - ( all groan ) 396 00:23:14,093 --> 00:23:15,862 OH, NO! 397 00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,930 TODAY, SOMEBODY CALLED ME A NEUTER. 398 00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:20,567 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I DIDN'T MIND. 399 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:22,802 IF NEUTER MEANS "NORMAL," I'LL SAY IT LOUD-- 400 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:25,638 I AM MARGE, THE NEUTER, AND I'M PROUD. 401 00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:27,774 -( applause ) - Woman: THAT'S RIGHT! 402 00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:33,780 WE'RE ALL NEUTERS! 403 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:37,584 AND WE'LL NEVER, NEVER BE NOT NORMAL! 404 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,418 ( cheering ) 405 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:44,757 * YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN, YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT * 406 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,793 * YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN * 407 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,995 * AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT * 408 00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:52,632 * YOU DO THE HOKEY-POKEY AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND * 409 00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:55,635 - * THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT * - * RIGHT ARM! * 410 00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:59,706 * YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT ARM IN, YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT ARM OUT * 411 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:04,010 * YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT ARM IN AND THEN YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT... * 412 00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:06,713 ( music continues ) 413 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,017 * LEFT ARM! * 414 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:14,754 * YOU PUT YOUR LEFT ARM IN, YOU PUT YOUR LEFT ARM OUT * 415 00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:19,025 * YOU PUT YOUR LEFT ARM IN AND THEN YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT * 416 00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:22,361 * YOU DO THE HOKEY-POKEY AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND * 417 00:24:22,428 --> 00:24:26,032 - * THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT * -* RIGHT ELBOW! * 418 00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:30,002 * YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT ELBOW IN, YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT ELBOW OUT * 419 00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:33,806 * YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT ELBOW IN AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT * 420 00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:36,008 * YOU DO THE HOKEY-POKEY... * 421 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:38,044 HI! 422 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:41,247 - * THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT... * - HEY, MOM. 423 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:44,851 * YOU PUT YOUR LEFT ELBOW IN, YOU PUT YOUR LEFT ELBOW OUT...* 424 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:49,188 - COME ON, LET'S DANCE. - * ...AND THEN YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT... * 425 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:56,863 * HEAD! * 426 00:24:56,929 --> 00:25:00,567 * YOU PUT YOUR HEAD IN, YOU PUT YOUR HEAD OUT * 427 00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:04,403 * YOU PUT YOUR HEAD IN AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT * 428 00:25:04,470 --> 00:25:08,407 * YOU DO THE HOKEY-POKEY AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND * 429 00:25:08,474 --> 00:25:11,410 - * THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT * - * RIGHT HIP! * 430 00:25:11,477 --> 00:25:15,081 * YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT HIP IN, YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT HIP OUT * 431 00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:19,418 * YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT HIP IN AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT * 432 00:25:19,485 --> 00:25:23,355 * YOU DO THE HOKEY-POKEY AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND * 433 00:25:23,422 --> 00:25:26,458 - * THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT * -* LEFT HIP! * 434 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:30,396 * YOU PUT YOUR LEFT HIP IN, YOU PUT YOUR LEFT HIP OUT * 435 00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:34,266 * YOU PUT YOUR LEFT HIP IN AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT * 436 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:45,511 - * WHOLE SELF! * - * YOU PUT YOUR WHOLE SELF IN, YOU PUT YOUR WHOLE SELF OUT * 437 00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:49,582 * YOU PUT YOUR WHOLE SELF IN AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT * 438 00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:53,853 * YOU DO THE HOKEY-POKEY AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND * 439 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,255 * THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT * 440 00:25:56,322 --> 00:26:00,727 - * BACKSIDE! * - * YOU PUT YOUR BACKSIDE IN, YOU PUT YOUR BACKSIDE OUT * 441 00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:05,064 * YOU PUT YOUR BACKSIDE IN AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT 442 00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:08,701 * YOU DO THE HOKEY-POKEY AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND... * 443 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:11,170 ( screaming ) 444 00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:13,940 OOH! 445 00:26:20,512 --> 00:26:23,650 * YOU DO THE HOKEY-POKEY... * 446 00:26:23,716 --> 00:26:26,819 * THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT * 447 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,791 ( all screaming ) 448 00:26:33,459 --> 00:26:34,694 SYLVIA! 449 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:12,865 ( distant barking ) 450 00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:56,075 ( doorcloses ) 451 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:41,921 OH! 452 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,002 TAXI!TAXI! 453 00:28:57,970 --> 00:28:59,371 ( tires screeching ) 454 00:29:05,945 --> 00:29:08,881 RAY RAY'S SERVICE CENTER, 6630 HARFORD ROAD. 455 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:10,316 Driver: YES, MA'AM. 456 00:29:15,855 --> 00:29:17,189 UHH! 457 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:21,861 HEY, LADY, YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES IN HERE. 458 00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:24,964 - WHY NOT? - 'CAUSE I SAID SO. 459 00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:28,801 Sylvia: WANT SOME FUN? 460 00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:31,703 Driver: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 461 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,405 ( groans ) 462 00:29:35,541 --> 00:29:37,676 - CAN I GET UP FRONT? - NO, YOU CAN'T. 463 00:29:37,743 --> 00:29:40,746 - COME ON, YOU CAN LEAVE THE METER RUNNING. - STAY IN THE BACK. 464 00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:44,183 - OH, COME ON, I WANT SOME ACTION. - GET OFF ME, LADY. 465 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:49,088 Driver: HEY-- YOU CAN'T DO THAT STUFF IN HERE. 466 00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:51,757 - Driver: GET OUT! - Man: THIS CAB FREE? 467 00:29:51,824 --> 00:29:53,860 SURE IS, TIGER. 468 00:29:53,926 --> 00:29:56,896 HEY, HEY, HEY! JEEZ! 469 00:29:58,030 --> 00:30:01,901 ( grunting ) GO! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 470 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:05,872 OH. 471 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,878 - * MOMMY TOLD ME SOMETHING... * - TRAITOR! 472 00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:13,880 THAT'S RIGHT, SPREAD THE WORD. 473 00:30:13,946 --> 00:30:15,181 YOU BET, BIG ETHEL. 474 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:19,251 HERE, PUT THE PINK ONES ON THE CARS. 475 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:21,320 PUT THE YELLOWS ON THE HOUSES. 476 00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:23,789 PUT THAT ON THE WINDSHIELD. 477 00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:27,393 AND DON'T STOP TILL YOU GET TO THE END OF THE BLOCK. 478 00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:34,133 * HE WILL NEVER EVER LEAVE YOU IF YOUR HEART... * 479 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,835 - Woman: WHO IS IT? - IT'S BIG ETHEL. 480 00:30:38,871 --> 00:30:41,073 WE'RE HAVING A DECENCY RALLY-- 481 00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,175 YOU BETTER START IN YOUR OWN BACKYARD THEN. 482 00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:45,811 I HEARD YOUR DAUGHTER, SYLVIA, PICKED UP A BOTTLE 483 00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:48,680 WITH HER COOTER IN THE OLD FOLKS' HOME. 484 00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:50,582 SHE WHAT? THAT'S NOT TRUE. 485 00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:54,186 MY DAUGHTER IS A GOOD GIRL. SHE HATES SEX. 486 00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:02,161 WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT, THAT WITCH? 487 00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:23,515 (woman moaning ) 488 00:31:25,451 --> 00:31:26,452 HELLO? 489 00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:31,623 RAY RAY? 490 00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:38,364 IT'S ME, SYLVIA. AND I NEED FULL SERVICE. 491 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:41,100 I KNEW YOU'D FIND US, SYLVIA. 492 00:31:43,035 --> 00:31:48,007 DON'T BE AFRAID. WE'VE ALL HAD ACCIDENTAL CONCUSSIONS JUST LIKE YOU. 493 00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:50,342 - YOU HAVE? - YEAH. 494 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:53,179 MINE WAS FROM THE FAULTY HOOD OF A CUSTOMER'S CAR 495 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:56,415 THAT COLLAPSED ON MY HEAD WHILE I WAS CHANGING THE OIL. 496 00:31:56,482 --> 00:31:58,417 ( grunts ) 497 00:32:00,352 --> 00:32:03,622 AND NOW I GUIDE OTHER HEAD-INJURY SUFFERERS 498 00:32:03,689 --> 00:32:07,626 TO THE FINAL DAWN OF SEXUAL AWAKENING. 499 00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:10,963 - YOU'VE BEEN SENT TO HELP US. - I HAVE? 500 00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:14,000 WE'RE ALL SEX ADDICTS AND WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. 501 00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:16,402 - BUT WHY? - BECAUSE YOU CAN LEAD US 502 00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:20,772 TO AN EROTIC ORGASM WE'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED. 503 00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:23,075 I CAN'T. I PROMISE YOU I CAN'T. 504 00:32:23,142 --> 00:32:24,810 I'M LOOSE, LINDA. 505 00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:27,946 I SLEPT WITH THE ENTIRE HARFORD ROAD POLICE DEPARTMENT. 506 00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:31,417 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, LOOSE LINDA. 507 00:32:33,185 --> 00:32:35,121 UNTIL YOU'VE HIT YOUR HEAD, 508 00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:38,257 YOU CAN NEVER REALLY FEEL THE POWER YOU GET FROM SEX. 509 00:32:38,324 --> 00:32:41,093 MY NAME IS PAW PAW. 510 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,129 I HOPE WE CAN HAVE SEX ONE DAY. 511 00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:45,464 I'D LIKE THAT, SYLVIA. 512 00:32:46,765 --> 00:32:48,000 ( Linda moaning ) 513 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,669 I KNEW YOU'D COME. 514 00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:52,238 YOU'RE NUMBER 12. 515 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:55,007 - NUMBER 12 WHAT? - ALL IN GOOD TIME. 516 00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:57,576 ( kissing, slurping ) 517 00:32:57,643 --> 00:32:59,811 ( Linda moaning ) 518 00:32:59,878 --> 00:33:02,214 ( slurping, sighing ) 519 00:33:03,549 --> 00:33:04,783 DAVE, IS THAT YOU? 520 00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:08,154 WE CALL HIM DINGY DAVE AND HE'S NUMBER THREE. 521 00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:11,357 DON'T WORRY, MRS. STICKLES, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND SOON. 522 00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:14,560 DINGY DAVE IS LUCKY. HE'S INTO MYSOPHILIA. 523 00:33:14,626 --> 00:33:18,130 IT'S A SEXUAL ATTRACTION TO DIRT. HE THOUGHT IT WAS NEW. 524 00:33:18,197 --> 00:33:20,099 BUT IT WASN'T. 525 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:23,469 DIRT WORSHIP'S BEEN AROUND LONG BEFORE MY ACCIDENT. 526 00:33:23,535 --> 00:33:26,438 - ( grunts ) - I JUST DIDN'T KNOW. 527 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,374 RAY RAY... 528 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:32,111 HAS HELPED ME UNDERSTAND MY HYPERSEXUALITY. 529 00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:35,847 AND HE CURED ME OF MY HERPES. 530 00:33:35,914 --> 00:33:38,117 LIKE A MIRACLE. 531 00:33:38,184 --> 00:33:39,585 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 532 00:33:39,651 --> 00:33:42,654 WE DON'T SAY THE "M" WORD AROUND HERE. 533 00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:45,357 - OH. - MRS. STICKLES? 534 00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:49,461 MAY I, UH, BE YOUR VACUUM CLEANER? 535 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:53,532 WELL, I'M NEW TO THIS, BUT I'LL TRY. 536 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,809 - OH!AW... ( chuckles ) -( moaning ) 537 00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:08,314 Ray Ray: IT'S LIKE NOAH'S ARK AROUND HERE. 538 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:09,948 THERE'S ONE OF EVERY PERVERSION. 539 00:34:10,015 --> 00:34:14,753 BUT, ALAS, IT'S ALL BEEN DONE. 540 00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:17,956 Ray Ray: BRACE YOURSELF, SYLVIA. 541 00:34:18,023 --> 00:34:19,958 GOT COMPANY! 542 00:34:20,025 --> 00:34:21,860 OFFICER ALVIN! 543 00:34:21,927 --> 00:34:23,329 ( pops ) 544 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:27,566 I'M AN ADULT BABY, SYLVIA. YOU WANNA BE MY MOMMY? 545 00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:29,468 ADULT BABIES ARE INTO AGE REGRESSION. 546 00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:32,404 THEY INTENSELY EROTICIZE BEING INFANTS. 547 00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:34,540 AND SOMETIMES THEY LIKE TO BE BURPED. 548 00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:38,610 I'M A BIG BOY AND I'M BEYOND THE LAW. 549 00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:40,446 ( thumps, grunts ) 550 00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:42,548 * BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY... * 551 00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:44,516 AS YOU GROW TO EMBRACE YOUR CONCUSSION, 552 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,518 YOU'LL LEARN TO ACCEPT ANYTHING SEXUAL 553 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:49,488 AS LONG AS IT'S SAFE, CONSENSUAL AND DOESN'T HARM OTHERS. 554 00:34:49,555 --> 00:34:52,124 YOU WANNA POWDER MY CHAFED BUTT? 555 00:34:52,191 --> 00:34:53,892 UH, I WOULD, 556 00:34:53,959 --> 00:34:57,563 BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO HELP RAY RAY THINK UP A NEW SEX ACT. 557 00:34:57,629 --> 00:34:59,064 MAYBE LATER. 558 00:34:59,131 --> 00:35:01,400 ( cooing ) DA-DA... 559 00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:05,070 Ray Ray: NUMBER FIVE, SIX AND SEVEN. 560 00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:07,306 YOU MAY KNOW US AS NEIGHBORS, SYLVIA, 561 00:35:07,373 --> 00:35:10,642 BUT IN THIS WORLD, WE'RE INTO HUMAN SANDWICHES. 562 00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:11,843 ( thumps, grunts ) 563 00:35:11,910 --> 00:35:14,813 ONE DAY, WE HOPE YOU'LL BE OUR "LETTUCE." 564 00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:20,386 - YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT MY PRIORITY PENIS. - OOF! OW! 565 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:22,588 WHO EVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE YOU? 566 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:25,457 COME ON AND MEET THE "THREE BEARS." 567 00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:27,726 ( all moaning, growling ) 568 00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:32,464 WE'RE HUSKY, WE'RE HAIRY, WE'RE HOMOSEXUAL 569 00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:34,500 AND OUT OF THE SECOND CLOSET. 570 00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:37,569 AND WE CAN CUDDLE ALL NIGHT. 571 00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:41,207 - ( branch snaps ) - YEAH, HUNTING FOR SOME GRIZZ-SM... 572 00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:43,409 ( all growling ) 573 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:47,246 ( moans ) 574 00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:49,748 EVER HEAR OF SPLOSHING? 575 00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:52,651 I ONLY HAD MY CONCUSSION THIS MORNING. 576 00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:54,620 IT'S OKAY. IT'S AN ENGLISH FETISH. 577 00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:56,722 SPLOSHING IS THE EROTIC URGE 578 00:35:56,788 --> 00:35:59,191 TO DUMP FOOD IN YOUR PRIVATE AREA. 579 00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:03,562 ( heavy breathing ) OH-OOOH! 580 00:36:04,696 --> 00:36:06,432 I'M MESSY, MELINDA 581 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:08,700 AND OUR BUSHES WILL BURN TOGETHER. 582 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:12,671 AND OF COURSE YOU KNOW OF FAT FREAK FRANK. 583 00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:15,574 MRS. STICKLES, GO HOME AND FREE YOUR DAUGHTER. 584 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:21,813 SHE'S ONE OF US AND NEEDS TO BE HERE NOW. 585 00:36:25,784 --> 00:36:28,720 - ( thumps, grunts ) - I'M NUMBER 11. 586 00:36:29,955 --> 00:36:32,391 NUMBER 11? 587 00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:44,403 OH, MY GOD! I'M THE 12TH APOSTLE? 588 00:36:44,470 --> 00:36:46,438 - YES, SHH. - SAY IT PROUD. 589 00:36:46,505 --> 00:36:48,774 IF YOU SAY IT OUT LOUD, YOU MIGHT DISAPPEAR. 590 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,742 NO, NO, NO, I'M JUST SYLVIA STICKLES. 591 00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:53,412 I'M A HORNY WOMAN WITH A HEAD INJURY. I CAN-- 592 00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:57,583 Ray Ray: I KNOW YOU ARE AND WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. 593 00:36:58,584 --> 00:37:01,353 RAY RAY IS A SEX SAINT, 594 00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:04,923 - AND HE'S GOT POWERS. - Woman: AMEN TO THAT. 595 00:37:13,632 --> 00:37:16,335 I'VE GOT A POCKETFUL OF GOLD, 596 00:37:16,402 --> 00:37:19,805 AND MY TONGUE IS ON FIRE. 597 00:37:21,106 --> 00:37:23,375 OH, AND I'VE GOT HOT PANTS, RAY RAY. 598 00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:26,011 Ray Ray: WE'RE ALL IN HEAT. 599 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:29,214 AND AS YOU KNOW, SYLVIA IS A CUNNILINGUS BOTTOM. 600 00:37:29,281 --> 00:37:30,316 YES, SHE IS. 601 00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:32,418 WHO WANTS TO EAT HER OUT? 602 00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:37,456 LET'S GO SEXING! 603 00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:39,525 All: YEAH! 604 00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:45,030 HOW MANY HOUSES DO I GOTTA GO TO? 605 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,466 - ( doorbell chimes ) - Man: WHO IS IT? 606 00:37:47,533 --> 00:37:50,436 IT'S BIG ETHEL FROM UP THE PARK-AND-PAY. 607 00:37:50,502 --> 00:37:52,438 WE'RE HAVING A DECENCY RALLY TOMORROW. 608 00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:54,640 WE WANT ALL NEUTERS TO BE THERE. 609 00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:57,976 WHAT'S A NEUTER? 610 00:37:58,043 --> 00:38:02,047 - IT'S A NORMAL PERSON WHO IS FED UP WITH PERVERSION. - SIGN ME UP THEN. 611 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:05,317 TONIGHT A WOMAN IN MY CAB TRIED TO GRAB MY KNAPSACK. 612 00:38:05,384 --> 00:38:07,419 OH, IT'S A SICK WORLD! 613 00:38:09,187 --> 00:38:13,392 * I DON'T KNOW HOW IT STARTED I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID * 614 00:38:13,459 --> 00:38:17,062 * BUT THERE'S A GAL WHO'S CHASING ME WHO REALLY FLIPPED HER LID * 615 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:19,865 - HEY! - * I CALL HER MY EAGER BEAVER BABY * 616 00:38:19,931 --> 00:38:22,634 * OOH, EAGER BEAVER BABY... * 617 00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:24,936 - WAS THAT SYLVIA STICKLES? - I THINK IT WAS. 618 00:38:25,003 --> 00:38:26,237 WHAT HAPPENED TO HER? 619 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:29,575 I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S A DIRTY SHAME. 620 00:38:33,579 --> 00:38:35,914 * ...WELL WHAT AM I GONNA DO * 621 00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:40,852 * WITH THAT EAGER BEAVER BABY OF MINE? * 622 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,056 HELLO, VAUGHN. 623 00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:49,060 HELLO, BETTY. HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE? 624 00:38:49,127 --> 00:38:50,829 COME ON IN. 625 00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:54,833 NO, I CAN'T. SYLVIA SEEMS TO BE MISSING. 626 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:57,268 I WAS WITH HER EARLIER, BUT-- 627 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,538 MAYBE SHE'S GETTING LUCKY. 628 00:38:59,605 --> 00:39:02,574 HARFORD ROAD IS WILD THESE DAYS. 629 00:39:02,641 --> 00:39:04,776 ( Betty chuckles ) 630 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:19,958 HEY, HEY, COME ON, OPEN. 631 00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:08,707 I SEEN YOU, SYLVIA STICKLES, 632 00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:11,777 SHOWING YOUR PUBIC PATCH TO THE BUS DRIVER. 633 00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:14,513 YOU SHOULD MOVE DOWNTOWN WHERE YOU BELONG, YOU WHORE. 634 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:16,748 ( brakes squeal ) 635 00:40:17,816 --> 00:40:20,151 Bus driver: END OF THE LINE. 636 00:40:22,454 --> 00:40:24,590 ( man muttering ) 637 00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:35,400 OKAY, BUSTER, TURN OFF THE MOTOR. 638 00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:38,436 - WHO, ME? - YEAH, YOU! 639 00:40:39,705 --> 00:40:43,742 - YES, MA'AM! - ( Sylvia moans ) 640 00:40:46,111 --> 00:40:49,447 * DON'T TOUCH THAT SPOT THAT ITCHY-TWITCHY SPOT * 641 00:40:49,515 --> 00:40:52,751 * THAT SPOT THAT'S SWELLING UP AND TURNING RED... * 642 00:40:52,818 --> 00:40:55,554 - GRRR... - WHAT YOU DOING IN THERE? 643 00:40:55,621 --> 00:40:57,222 VAUGHN, WHERE'S MY DAUGHTER? 644 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,024 I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T FIND HER. 645 00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:01,693 OH, DON'T GO IN THERE. BEARS LIVE HERE. 646 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:05,063 BIG, FAT HAIRY GAYS WITH DICKS. 647 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,465 ( growling within ) 648 00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:09,835 HI, I'M COW PATTY. 649 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:12,037 I'M VAUGHN. I LIVE UP THE STREET 650 00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:13,939 AND I'M LOOKING FOR MY WIFE, SYLVIA. 651 00:41:14,005 --> 00:41:17,108 I'M THE ONLY "GOLDILOCKS" ALLOWED IN THIS BEAR CAVE. 652 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:20,546 I'M A BEAR HAG. AND WE CALL THIS-- 653 00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:23,248 All: BEAR SOUP! 654 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,517 ( all growling ) 655 00:41:27,385 --> 00:41:30,656 WOW, A TRANNY BEAR. 656 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:32,891 COME ON IN. 657 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,061 POLICE! 658 00:41:37,328 --> 00:41:38,463 ( snarls ) 659 00:41:38,530 --> 00:41:41,600 ( orchestral music ) 660 00:41:48,473 --> 00:41:51,242 ( beeping ) 661 00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:54,245 ( bag crackles ) 662 00:42:04,422 --> 00:42:06,291 ( door opens ) 663 00:42:09,795 --> 00:42:11,863 * MY GAL IS RED HOT * 664 00:42:11,930 --> 00:42:13,865 * YOUR GAL AIN'T DOODLY SQUAT * 665 00:42:13,932 --> 00:42:16,334 * YEAH, MY GAL IS RED HOT * 666 00:42:16,401 --> 00:42:19,437 - * YOUR GAL AIN'T DOODLY SQUAT... * - GO, BABY, GO! 667 00:42:19,504 --> 00:42:20,706 SHAKE THOSE THINGS! 668 00:42:20,772 --> 00:42:23,942 * ...SHE REALLY GOT A LOT... * 669 00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:25,877 MOTHER! WHAT'S THE MATTER? 670 00:42:25,944 --> 00:42:28,446 * ...SIX FEET FOUR... * 671 00:42:28,513 --> 00:42:31,082 NOTHING, HONEY. I JUST WANTED TO HAVE 672 00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:32,918 A LITTLE MOTHER-DAUGHTER CHAT. 673 00:42:32,984 --> 00:42:35,453 I'M SO SORRY I SPOKE SO HARSHLY 674 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,489 ABOUT YOUR VAGINA THIS MORNING. 675 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:41,827 IT'S ALRIGHT. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT OUTFIT, MOTHER? 676 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:45,897 OH, YOU LIKE IT? IT'S MY NEW APOSTLE LOOK. 677 00:42:45,964 --> 00:42:50,636 - OH, YOU'VE GOT FAN MAIL. - ( gasps ) 678 00:42:50,702 --> 00:42:54,205 THE MAILMAN'S GOT A BIG JOHNSON, DOESN'T HE? 679 00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:55,440 MOTHER! 680 00:42:55,506 --> 00:42:57,575 WELL, YOUR FATHER'S GOT A BIG ONE TOO. 681 00:42:57,643 --> 00:42:59,711 OH, YOU ARE FREAKING ME OUT. 682 00:42:59,778 --> 00:43:01,747 I WAS WITH FAT FREAK FRANK THIS AFTERNOON. 683 00:43:01,813 --> 00:43:04,215 HE SEEMS TO REALLY LIKE YOUR TITS. 684 00:43:04,282 --> 00:43:05,717 IS HE HUNG? 685 00:43:06,952 --> 00:43:08,720 HE'S ABOUT AVERAGE. 686 00:43:08,787 --> 00:43:10,656 TELL ME, URSULA... 687 00:43:10,722 --> 00:43:14,626 'CAUSE THAT'S THE NAME YOU LIKE TO USE, ISN'T IT? 688 00:43:14,693 --> 00:43:15,927 YES IT IS, MOTHER. 689 00:43:15,994 --> 00:43:19,597 I KNOW THAT FAT FREAK FRANK IS A TA-TA MAN, 690 00:43:19,665 --> 00:43:24,335 BUT DOES HE EVER... WELL, YOU KNOW-- 691 00:43:24,402 --> 00:43:26,037 "WHISTLE IN THE DARK"? 692 00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:29,775 YES, HE DOES. THANK YOU FOR ASKING. 693 00:43:32,711 --> 00:43:36,114 OH, MY GOD! YOU HAVE MET RAY RAY. 694 00:43:36,181 --> 00:43:38,717 ( heaving ) OH, MOTHER! 695 00:43:39,517 --> 00:43:40,919 ( both squealing ) 696 00:43:40,986 --> 00:43:43,054 * GOO-GOO, DA-DA * 697 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:44,289 * GOO-GOO, DA-DA * 698 00:43:45,824 --> 00:43:49,627 OFFICER, IT'S NOT LIKE MY WIFE TO JUST WALK AWAY. 699 00:43:49,695 --> 00:43:52,964 SHE WAS PROBABLY KIDNAPPED BY SEX FIENDS. 700 00:43:53,031 --> 00:43:56,668 WE'VE GOT ORGIES GOING ON, PERVERTS WALKING AROUND. 701 00:43:56,735 --> 00:44:00,305 - DO SOMETHING. - I AM DOING SOMETHING. 702 00:44:00,371 --> 00:44:02,207 * BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY * 703 00:44:02,273 --> 00:44:04,075 * HMM, BOUNCY... * 704 00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:06,277 GOO-GOO, GOO-GOO, MA-MA! 705 00:44:06,344 --> 00:44:08,213 ( babbling ) 706 00:44:08,279 --> 00:44:11,850 - THIS ISN'T CALIFORNIA. - IT'S HARFORD ROAD. 707 00:44:11,917 --> 00:44:15,420 BABY JUST SHAVED HIS LEGS. YOU WANNA SEE 'EM? 708 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:16,654 OH! 709 00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:26,932 ( moans ) 710 00:44:38,376 --> 00:44:41,279 I'M A SEX ADDICT, 711 00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:43,581 AN EXHIBITIONIST, 712 00:44:43,648 --> 00:44:45,784 AND I'M YOUR DAUGHTER. 713 00:44:45,851 --> 00:44:48,219 OH, OH, URSULA... 714 00:44:49,154 --> 00:44:51,556 EVER SINCE MY CONCUSSION, 715 00:44:51,622 --> 00:44:55,393 I'VE LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT EROS. 716 00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:57,796 I'M A SEX ADDICT TOO. 717 00:44:57,863 --> 00:45:00,565 I'M A CUNNILINGUS BOTTOM, 718 00:45:00,631 --> 00:45:02,367 AND I'M YOUR MOTHER. 719 00:45:02,433 --> 00:45:07,172 I TRIED TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY MAYPOLE ACCIDENT WHEN I WAS 11. 720 00:45:07,238 --> 00:45:11,376 - ( children laughing ) - BUT YOU NEVER LISTENED. 721 00:45:11,442 --> 00:45:15,781 OH, I'M SO SORRY. I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU, URSULA, I PROMISE. 722 00:45:17,582 --> 00:45:19,684 LET'S GO DOWN TO THE HOLIDAY HOUSE 723 00:45:19,751 --> 00:45:22,087 AND FREAK THE WHOLE BAR. 724 00:45:23,789 --> 00:45:25,256 - ( both laughing ) - OKAY, MOM. 725 00:45:25,323 --> 00:45:28,659 LET'S GO SEXING! 726 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:29,895 ( both screaming ) 727 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,900 ( deep bass moaning ) 728 00:45:39,805 --> 00:45:41,773 ( rustling ) 729 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,475 OOH-OOH! 730 00:45:48,013 --> 00:45:52,150 - Vaughn: COME ON! - Big Ethel: I AM COMING AS FAST AS I CAN. 731 00:45:52,217 --> 00:45:54,485 ( alarm blares ) 732 00:45:54,552 --> 00:45:56,955 ( screaming ) 733 00:46:05,330 --> 00:46:09,267 * WELL, I WAS DRIVIN' DOWN I-95 THE OTHER NIGHT * 734 00:46:09,334 --> 00:46:12,770 * SOMEBODY NEARLY CUT ME RIGHT OFF THE ROAD * 735 00:46:12,838 --> 00:46:16,441 * I DECIDED IT WASN'T GONNA DO ANY GOOD TO GET MAD * 736 00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:19,777 * SO I WROTE A SONG ABOUT HIM INSTEAD * 737 00:46:19,845 --> 00:46:22,280 * IT GOES LIKE THIS... * 738 00:46:22,347 --> 00:46:26,151 * WERE YOU BORN AN-- ( feedback ) * 739 00:46:26,217 --> 00:46:30,555 * OR DID YOU WORK AT IT YOUR WHOLE LIFE? * 740 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:34,225 * EITHER WAY IT'S WORKED OUT FINE * 741 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:37,362 * 'CAUSE YOU'RE AN-- ( feedback ) TONIGHT... * 742 00:46:38,563 --> 00:46:40,999 ( both screaming ) 743 00:46:48,940 --> 00:46:51,576 ( all cheering ) 744 00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:54,079 HA! HA! HA! 745 00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:58,516 All: URSULA! URSULA! URSULA! 746 00:46:58,583 --> 00:47:01,052 URSULA! URSULA! URSULA! 747 00:47:03,354 --> 00:47:05,423 * My gal is red hot * 748 00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:07,859 * Your gal ain't doodly squat * 749 00:47:07,926 --> 00:47:10,528 * Yeah, my gal is red hot * 750 00:47:10,595 --> 00:47:12,530 * Your gal ain't doodly squat * 751 00:47:12,597 --> 00:47:14,565 * Well, she ain't got no money * 752 00:47:14,632 --> 00:47:17,768 * But man, she's really got a lot * 753 00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:20,972 * Well, I got a gal, six feet four * 754 00:47:21,039 --> 00:47:24,275 * Sleeps in the kitchen with her feet out the door * 755 00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:26,111 * My gal is red hot * 756 00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:28,146 * Your gal ain't doodly squat * 757 00:47:28,213 --> 00:47:30,681 * Yeah, my gal is red hot * 758 00:47:30,748 --> 00:47:32,683 * Your gal ain't doodly squat * 759 00:47:32,750 --> 00:47:34,719 * Well, she ain't got no money * 760 00:47:34,785 --> 00:47:37,588 * But man, she's a really got a lot... * 761 00:47:40,058 --> 00:47:41,159 ( squeals ) 762 00:47:41,226 --> 00:47:43,528 Big Ethel: WAIT UP, VAUGHN. 763 00:47:43,594 --> 00:47:45,130 COME ON, BIG ETHEL. 764 00:47:47,032 --> 00:47:48,699 OH, MY GOD. 765 00:47:48,766 --> 00:47:52,203 - Big Ethel: VAUGHN, I NEED MY PILLS. - Vaughn: I KNOW. 766 00:47:54,005 --> 00:47:57,608 * ...Well, she walks all night, talks all day * 767 00:47:57,675 --> 00:48:01,512 - * She's the kinda woman wanna have her way... * - THAT'S MY DAUGHTER. 768 00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:04,082 THAT'S MY DAUGHTER! 769 00:48:04,149 --> 00:48:08,553 * ...Yeah, my gal is red hot... * 770 00:48:08,619 --> 00:48:10,655 CAPRICE! 771 00:48:11,990 --> 00:48:13,324 CAPRI-- 772 00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:18,196 HI. HEY, COME ON. COME ON. 773 00:48:32,110 --> 00:48:35,546 * ...Well, she's the kinda woman who's a lounge-around * 774 00:48:35,613 --> 00:48:38,649 * Spreadin' my business all over town * 775 00:48:38,716 --> 00:48:40,785 * But my gal is red hot * 776 00:48:40,851 --> 00:48:43,121 * Your gal ain't doodly squat... * 777 00:48:43,188 --> 00:48:45,423 Caprice: AAH! LET ME GO! 778 00:48:52,730 --> 00:48:53,698 OOH. 779 00:48:57,402 --> 00:48:58,836 SYLVIA! 780 00:48:58,903 --> 00:49:00,605 SHOOT! 781 00:49:02,673 --> 00:49:04,909 * SYLVIA... * 782 00:49:04,976 --> 00:49:06,511 ( distorted ) * SYLVIA... * 783 00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:08,246 * Z-Y-X * 784 00:49:08,313 --> 00:49:10,115 * AND W-V-U * 785 00:49:10,181 --> 00:49:11,782 * T-S-R-Q * 786 00:49:11,849 --> 00:49:14,552 * P-O-N-M-L-K * 787 00:49:14,619 --> 00:49:15,920 * J-I-H * 788 00:49:15,987 --> 00:49:17,755 * G-F-E-D-C-B-A * 789 00:49:17,822 --> 00:49:20,191 * WE SAY THE BACKWARD ALPHABET * 790 00:49:21,326 --> 00:49:22,960 * IT'S COMPLEX * 791 00:49:23,028 --> 00:49:24,662 * A TROUBLE TO LEARN, TOO * 792 00:49:24,729 --> 00:49:28,866 * BUT YOU CAN DO IT IF YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT * 793 00:49:28,933 --> 00:49:30,435 * THAT'S THE WAY... * 794 00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:32,170 * NOW EVERYBODY SAY IT * 795 00:49:32,237 --> 00:49:34,205 * YOU CAN DO THE BACKWARDS ALPHABET * 796 00:49:34,272 --> 00:49:35,706 * Z-Y-X... * 797 00:49:35,773 --> 00:49:38,043 * YOU CAN LEARN THE BACKWARDS ALPHABET * 798 00:49:38,109 --> 00:49:39,810 * S-R-Q-P... * 799 00:49:39,877 --> 00:49:42,880 * YOU CAN LEARN THE BACKWARDS ALPHABET... * 800 00:49:42,947 --> 00:49:44,515 ( screaming ) 801 00:49:50,788 --> 00:49:53,424 ( birds chirping ) 802 00:49:57,995 --> 00:49:59,797 - SYLVIA? - HMM? 803 00:49:59,864 --> 00:50:02,967 YOU HAVE WHAT IS KNOWN AS A "RUNAWAY VAGINA." 804 00:50:03,034 --> 00:50:05,503 - I DO? - YOU HAD A CONCUSSION, HONEY. 805 00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:07,838 SOMETIMES A BOOBOO ON THE HEAD 806 00:50:07,905 --> 00:50:10,441 CAN TRIGGER INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL OUTBURSTS. 807 00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:14,179 - YOU'RE A SEX ADDICT, SYLVIA. - AND YOU'VE HIT BOTTOM. 808 00:50:14,245 --> 00:50:15,946 DON'T LISTEN TO THEM, MOTHER. 809 00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:18,649 SEXUAL ADDICTION IS A PRIVILEGE. YOU KNOW THAT. 810 00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:21,352 DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRASSING THIS IS FOR ME? 811 00:50:21,419 --> 00:50:24,922 ONE NYMPHOMANIAC IN THE FAMILY'S BAD ENOUGH, BUT TWO?! 812 00:50:24,989 --> 00:50:27,292 IT'S A DISEASE, BIG ETHEL. 813 00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:29,627 BEING A WHORE IS A DISEASE? 814 00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:35,500 CAPRICE, BECAUSE OF YOUR CRIMINALLY ENLARGED BREASTS-- 815 00:50:35,566 --> 00:50:36,701 YOU'RE A FREAK. 816 00:50:36,767 --> 00:50:39,404 THE BLOODSTREAM TO YOUR BRAIN HAS BEEN BLOCKED, 817 00:50:39,470 --> 00:50:42,107 CAUSING PERMANENT DEPRESSION. 818 00:50:42,173 --> 00:50:45,243 I'M NOT DEPRESSED. DADDY! 819 00:50:45,310 --> 00:50:48,479 - Doctor: YOU SHOULD BE DEPRESSED. - NO, I DON'T WANT PROZAC! 820 00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:50,981 - NO-- - THESE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL NORMAL. 821 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,818 I DON'T WANT TO FEEL NORMAL! MOTHER, HELP ME. 822 00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:57,155 CAPRICE, I APOLOGIZE FOR MY SHAMEFUL BEHAVIOR. 823 00:50:57,222 --> 00:50:59,124 DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE THE CONCUSSION? 824 00:50:59,190 --> 00:51:01,959 - Doctor: JUST SWALLOW. - ( gagging ) 825 00:51:02,026 --> 00:51:03,761 PROZAC CAN LOWER THE LIBIDO 826 00:51:03,828 --> 00:51:06,464 AND STYMIE THE SEXUAL FANTASIES OF MANY FEMALE PATIENTS. 827 00:51:06,531 --> 00:51:11,236 AND THEN FINALLY, FINALLY WE CAN SCHEDULE YOU FOR A BREAST REDUCTION OPERATION. 828 00:51:11,302 --> 00:51:13,738 NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE NEUTER. 829 00:51:13,804 --> 00:51:16,674 MAYBE SHE'S RIGHT. SEX ADDICTS ARE EVERYWHERE. 830 00:51:16,741 --> 00:51:19,544 AND SOON THEY'RE GONNA DISCOVER A NEW SEX ACT. 831 00:51:19,610 --> 00:51:21,746 I'M SUPPOSED TO HELP THEM. 832 00:51:21,812 --> 00:51:23,548 IT WILL PASS, SYLVIA. 833 00:51:23,614 --> 00:51:26,117 NO, THERE'S THIS GUY NAMED RAY RAY 834 00:51:26,184 --> 00:51:29,620 AND HE IS THEIR LEADER AND HE ATE ME OUT. 835 00:51:29,687 --> 00:51:31,122 UGH! 836 00:51:31,189 --> 00:51:35,660 YOU LET STRANGERS PUT THEIR GERM-FILLED MOUTHS ON YOUR UTERUS? 837 00:51:35,726 --> 00:51:40,298 SYLVIA, DR. ARLINGTON TOLD ME ABOUT THESE MEETINGS. 838 00:51:40,365 --> 00:51:42,767 YEAH, THEY'RE FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU. 839 00:51:42,833 --> 00:51:46,604 Vaughn: HONEY, THE WHOLE FAMILY IS GONNA GO, SYLVIA. 840 00:51:46,671 --> 00:51:49,374 BUT WE'RE NOT TELLING ANYBODY. 841 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:53,110 - ( thumps, grunts ) - * SYLVIA... * 842 00:51:57,948 --> 00:52:00,185 Ray's voice: I'VE GOT A POCKETFUL OF GOLD, 843 00:52:00,251 --> 00:52:03,954 AND MY TONGUE IS ON FIRE. 844 00:52:04,021 --> 00:52:06,157 LET'S GO SEXING...? 845 00:52:09,527 --> 00:52:12,997 Vaughn: SYLVIA, STAY ON THIS SIDE. 846 00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:14,399 ( women laughing ) 847 00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:17,435 YOU HAD A CONCUSSION, HONEY. 848 00:52:23,574 --> 00:52:24,775 MMPH. 849 00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:30,915 NO, CAPRICE, YOU KNOW IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. 850 00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:32,917 IT HAS TO BE AN ACCIDENT. 851 00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:34,319 ( chuckling ) 852 00:52:35,386 --> 00:52:37,588 ( frantic squeaking, scratching ) 853 00:52:39,957 --> 00:52:42,427 ( squeaking ) 854 00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:46,664 OH, PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU. 855 00:52:46,731 --> 00:52:51,436 HELP ME TO KEEP MY SEXUAL SOBRIETY. PLEASE. 856 00:52:53,471 --> 00:52:55,105 ( frantic squeaking ) 857 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:57,608 ( scratching, squeaking ) 858 00:53:03,581 --> 00:53:05,883 ( thumps, screeches ) 859 00:53:05,950 --> 00:53:08,085 ( gasps ) 860 00:53:08,152 --> 00:53:09,487 ( moaning ) 861 00:53:12,290 --> 00:53:14,024 - HO-HO-HO! - ( chirping ) 862 00:53:14,091 --> 00:53:17,695 * DO YOU LIKE BOOBS A LOT? YES, I LIKE BOOBS A LOT * 863 00:53:17,762 --> 00:53:19,964 * BOOBS A LOT, BOOBS A LOT YOU GOTTA LIKE BOOBS A LOT * 864 00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:22,032 * REALLY LIKE BOOBS A LOT YOU GOTTA LIKE BOOBS A LOT * 865 00:53:22,099 --> 00:53:24,101 * BOOBS A LOT, BOOBS A LOT, YOU GOTTA LIKE BOOBS A LOT * 866 00:53:24,168 --> 00:53:26,070 * DOWN IN THE LOCKER ROOM, JUST WE BOYS * 867 00:53:26,136 --> 00:53:28,539 * BEATING DOWN THE LOCKER ROOM WITH ALL THAT NOISE * 868 00:53:28,606 --> 00:53:30,908 * SINGING "DO YOU LIKE BOOBS A LOT?" YOU GOTTA LIKE BOOBS A LOT... * 869 00:53:30,975 --> 00:53:32,943 * BOOBS A LOT, BOOBS A LOT-- YOU GOTTA LIKE BOOBS A LOT * 870 00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:34,745 * DO YOU WEAR YOUR JOCK A LOT? * 871 00:53:34,812 --> 00:53:36,881 ( gasping ) 872 00:53:37,682 --> 00:53:38,816 OH--! 873 00:53:40,951 --> 00:53:44,422 * IF I FORGET TO SAY MY PRAYERS * 874 00:53:44,489 --> 00:53:47,558 * THE DEVIL JUMPS WITH GLEE * 875 00:53:47,625 --> 00:53:50,795 * THAT HE FEELS SO AWFUL-AWFUL * 876 00:53:50,861 --> 00:53:54,499 * WHEN HE SEES ME ON MY KNEES * 877 00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:57,768 * SO IF YOU'RE FULL OF TROUBLE * 878 00:53:57,835 --> 00:54:01,839 * AND YOU NEVER SEEM TO WIN * 879 00:54:01,906 --> 00:54:04,475 * JUST OPEN UP YOUR HEART * 880 00:54:04,542 --> 00:54:07,812 * AND LET THE SUN SHINE IN * 881 00:54:07,878 --> 00:54:12,383 * SO LET THE SUN SHINE IN * 882 00:54:12,450 --> 00:54:15,553 * FACE IT WITH A GRIN * 883 00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:18,489 * OPEN UP YOUR HEART * 884 00:54:18,556 --> 00:54:21,992 * AND LET THE SUN SHINE IN. * 885 00:54:22,059 --> 00:54:23,394 ( whispering ) SEX. 886 00:54:24,329 --> 00:54:26,063 Woman: MY NAME IS PAIGE, 887 00:54:26,130 --> 00:54:28,766 I'M FROM ROXTON AND I AM A SEX ADDICT. 888 00:54:28,833 --> 00:54:31,836 MY DRUG OF CHOICE-- FROTTAGE, 889 00:54:31,902 --> 00:54:35,440 THE SEXUAL RUBBING-UP ON UNSUSPECTING CITIZENS. 890 00:54:35,506 --> 00:54:38,008 "EXCUSE ME," I'D SAY, WHILE I'D GRIND MY CROTCH 891 00:54:38,075 --> 00:54:41,679 INTO AN UNSUSPECTING PASSENGER ON A CROWDED AIRPLANE. 892 00:54:41,746 --> 00:54:44,181 All: HALT, HUNGRY, ANGRY, 893 00:54:44,248 --> 00:54:45,983 LONELY, TIRED. 894 00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:48,619 Paige: NO ONE EVER KNEW. I WAS IN FIRST CLASS... 895 00:54:48,686 --> 00:54:51,789 HELLO, I'M RONNIE THE RIMMER AND I'M A SEX ADDICT. 896 00:54:51,856 --> 00:54:53,023 UH. UH! 897 00:54:54,392 --> 00:54:58,295 I'M SYLVIA AND MY PRIVATES ARE IN CRISIS. 898 00:54:58,363 --> 00:55:00,331 I'M SYLVIA'S HUSBAND VAUGHN, 899 00:55:00,398 --> 00:55:02,933 AND... I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND. 900 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,135 AND THIS IS MY DAUGHTER, CAPRICE. 901 00:55:05,202 --> 00:55:08,038 YEAH, AND PROZAC SAVED MY LIFE. 902 00:55:08,105 --> 00:55:11,609 I'M BIG ETHEL AND DON'T GET ANY IDEAS, I'M NORMAL. 903 00:55:11,676 --> 00:55:16,280 HELLO, I'M TONY THE TICKLER AND I WAS A TICKLE TOP. 904 00:55:16,347 --> 00:55:18,148 AND THAT'S NOTHING TO LAUGH AT. 905 00:55:18,215 --> 00:55:22,720 WE ARE THE STICKLES FAMILY AND IT'S NICE TO BE HERE. 906 00:55:22,787 --> 00:55:25,656 EXCUSE ME, I'D SAY FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME... 907 00:55:25,723 --> 00:55:28,258 THIS IS LU ANN AND LARRY. 908 00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:30,260 WE WERE INTO "ROMAN SHOWERS." 909 00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:32,262 VOMITING ON EACH OTHER AS FOREPLAY. 910 00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:34,264 BUT THAT DOESN'T COME UP ANYMORE. 911 00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:36,434 NO, SIREE, A HIGHER POWER SAVED US. 912 00:55:36,501 --> 00:55:38,436 I WANT THESE PEOPLE ARRESTED 913 00:55:38,503 --> 00:55:40,671 AND PUNISHED TO THE FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW. 914 00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:44,041 LET ME LEAD YOU TO RECOVERY. 915 00:55:44,108 --> 00:55:47,111 ONCE, A MAN ON JURY DUTY COMPLAINED THAT I RODE HIS KNEE 916 00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:49,346 WHEN WE FILED IN TO ANNOUNCE THE VERDICT. 917 00:55:49,414 --> 00:55:51,416 BUT I DENIED IT TO THE JUDGE. 918 00:55:51,482 --> 00:55:53,984 SEX ADDICTS LEARN TO LIE. 919 00:55:54,051 --> 00:55:58,255 All: DENIAL-- DON'T NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM LYING. 920 00:55:58,322 --> 00:56:04,662 THEY CALL ME DORA. AND I'M A CHRONIC. 921 00:56:04,729 --> 00:56:07,465 I'VE BEEN SOBER ONLY TWO WEEKS NOW. 922 00:56:07,532 --> 00:56:09,834 I'M SYLVIA AND I'VE HIT BOTTOM. 923 00:56:10,901 --> 00:56:13,370 Paige: ...DAY IN AND DAY OUT. 924 00:56:13,438 --> 00:56:16,507 FINALLY SOMEONE REPORTED ME TO A SECURITY GUARD AND I WAS ARRESTED. 925 00:56:16,574 --> 00:56:21,546 - I WOULD HOPE SO. - WE DON'T JUDGE OTHERS HERE, MADAM. 926 00:56:21,612 --> 00:56:23,748 All: PROGRESS, NOT PERFECTION. 927 00:56:23,814 --> 00:56:27,317 SEX ADDICTS, YOUR MEETINGS ARE MY LIFE. 928 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:30,455 - ( cheering, whistling ) - Paige: THANK YOU. 929 00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:32,457 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 930 00:56:32,523 --> 00:56:35,392 All: HALT, HUNGRY, ANGRY, 931 00:56:35,460 --> 00:56:37,161 LONELY, TIRED... 932 00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:41,331 ALL THIS YELLING IS GIVING ME A "SWEDISH HEADACHE." 933 00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:44,502 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? HORNY. 934 00:56:45,570 --> 00:56:47,304 THIS WOMAN IS CRAZY. 935 00:56:47,371 --> 00:56:52,042 NOTHING'S THE MATTER WITH "LIGHTIN' THE OVEN" ONCE IN A WHILE. 936 00:56:52,109 --> 00:56:54,945 HELLO, I'M PAIGE AND I AM A SEX ADDICT. 937 00:56:55,012 --> 00:56:57,915 I'M SYLVIA AND I CAN'T CONTROL 938 00:56:57,982 --> 00:57:00,451 MY... "AXIS OF EVIL." 939 00:57:00,518 --> 00:57:02,553 LET ME BE YOUR SPONSOR, SYLVIA. 940 00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:05,289 THANK YOU. I'M SO ASHAMED. 941 00:57:05,355 --> 00:57:09,727 - ADMIT TO GOD-- YOU ARE A WHORE. - I'M A WHORE. 942 00:57:09,794 --> 00:57:14,431 MAKE A LIST OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU'VE SLEPT WITH AND APOLOGIES TO THEIR PARENTS. 943 00:57:14,499 --> 00:57:17,067 MY NAME IS MR. PAY DAY. 944 00:57:17,134 --> 00:57:20,204 - AND I'M HERE FOR A LITTLE SCAT CHAT. - THANK YOU. 945 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:24,675 A PAY DAY IS AN UNFLUSHED TURD, HENCE MY NAME. 946 00:57:24,742 --> 00:57:25,943 ( ball whistles, thumps ) 947 00:57:26,010 --> 00:57:28,713 I USED TO DEFECATE IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS 948 00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:30,815 UP AND DOWN HARFORD ROAD 949 00:57:30,881 --> 00:57:33,984 - AND NEVER FLUSH THE TOILET. - THAT WAS HIM? 950 00:57:34,051 --> 00:57:37,588 BUT MY LIFE OF TURD ABUSE DIDN'T STOP THERE, OH NO. 951 00:57:37,655 --> 00:57:40,725 I STARTED DOING ''UPPER DECKERS''-- 952 00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:42,760 SHITTING IN THE TOP TANK OF THE TOILET, 953 00:57:42,827 --> 00:57:45,395 WHERE NO ONE WOULD EVER LOOK TO FIND THE ODOR. 954 00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:47,832 I CAN CERTAINLY JUDGE THAT. 955 00:57:47,898 --> 00:57:50,935 - All: PROGRESS, NOT PERFECTION. - THANK YOU. 956 00:57:51,001 --> 00:57:53,403 Pay Day: THANK YOU, IT REALLY MEANS A LOT. 957 00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:57,508 HI, MY NAME IS CAPRICE 958 00:57:57,575 --> 00:57:59,777 AND I AM A SEX ADDICT. 959 00:58:02,647 --> 00:58:04,749 I USED TO BE KNOWN AS URSULA UDDERS, 960 00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:08,686 BUT LET ME TELL YOU, URSULA UDDERS IS UTTERLY OVER. 961 00:58:09,954 --> 00:58:14,224 I'M ON PROZAC NOW AND I AM A NEW WOMAN. 962 00:58:14,291 --> 00:58:15,626 OH. 963 00:58:16,961 --> 00:58:19,930 All: HALT, HUNGRY, ANGRY, LONELY, TIRED. 964 00:58:19,997 --> 00:58:23,701 EVER JERK OFF WHEN ONE OF YOUR HANDS IS ASLEEP? 965 00:58:23,768 --> 00:58:25,903 NO. LOOK, PLEASE, I'M A NEUTER. 966 00:58:25,970 --> 00:58:30,641 TRY IT. IT FEELS LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE IS DOING IT. 967 00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:33,844 I DEFIED NATURE AND NOW I MUST PAY THE PRICE. 968 00:58:33,911 --> 00:58:37,047 - EVER TAKE A "RUFIE"? - NO! 969 00:58:37,114 --> 00:58:40,317 ME NEITHER. I'M AFRAID I'D STAY HOME 970 00:58:40,384 --> 00:58:42,452 AND DATE RAPE MYSELF ALL NIGHT LONG. 971 00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:46,557 ...THAT I WILL GET A BREAST REDUCTION OPERATION. 972 00:58:46,624 --> 00:58:48,425 - YES. I WILL. - ( applause ) 973 00:58:48,492 --> 00:58:52,663 - Caprice: I PROMISE. - Audience: YES! YES! 974 00:58:52,730 --> 00:58:55,332 AND I WILL NEVER 975 00:58:55,399 --> 00:58:58,803 BE NUDE AGAIN! 976 00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:02,673 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 977 00:59:02,740 --> 00:59:05,075 I GOT MY GIRLS. 978 00:59:06,777 --> 00:59:10,615 ER... ER... MY NAME IS SYLVIA, 979 00:59:10,681 --> 00:59:14,652 AND I TOO AM A SEX ADDICT. 980 00:59:14,719 --> 00:59:17,688 BUT I'M NOT DIRTY ANYMORE. 981 00:59:18,255 --> 00:59:20,257 GRR-RR... 982 00:59:20,324 --> 00:59:23,928 THAT'S RIGHT, SYLVIA. YOU KNOW HOW LONG YOUR POOR DEAD FATHER HAD TO WAIT? 983 00:59:23,994 --> 00:59:27,798 IT WAS A LONG HARD ROAD TO THIS VAGINA. 984 00:59:29,166 --> 00:59:33,270 WE MUST WARN OTHERS IN THE CONCUSSION COMMUNITY, 985 00:59:33,337 --> 00:59:37,908 THAT A HEAD INJURY IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR DEBAUCHERY. 986 00:59:37,975 --> 00:59:39,209 ( audience cheering ) 987 00:59:39,276 --> 00:59:41,779 Woman: THAT'S RIGHT, SISTER! 988 00:59:43,313 --> 00:59:46,684 BUT YOUR VAGINA BELONGS TO ETERNITY, SYLVIA STICKLES. 989 00:59:46,751 --> 00:59:48,285 ( all gasp ) 990 00:59:48,352 --> 00:59:49,920 BE GONE, BEELZEBUB. 991 00:59:49,987 --> 00:59:52,957 LET MY MOTHER'S OVEN BE! 992 00:59:53,023 --> 00:59:55,059 I'M NOT YOUR FILTHY APOSTLE. 993 00:59:55,125 --> 00:59:57,394 - NO, SIR, NO! - ( woman gasping ) 994 00:59:57,461 --> 00:59:59,797 I'M NOT NUMBER ANYTHING. 995 00:59:59,864 --> 01:00:04,568 HE IS A FRAUD. REMEMBER JIM JONES? REMEMBER PEOPLE'S TEMPLE? 996 01:00:04,635 --> 01:00:08,939 HE'S A SEX ADDICT. A FILTHY CONTROLLING PERVERT WHO WANTS YOUR SOUL. 997 01:00:09,006 --> 01:00:12,943 IT'S ALL MUMBO-JUMBO. HE'S JUST A FILTHY MAN. 998 01:00:13,010 --> 01:00:15,179 SEX ADDICTS, YOU ARE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE. 999 01:00:15,245 --> 01:00:17,982 HELP US UNCOVER NATURE'S SECRET. 1000 01:00:18,048 --> 01:00:23,220 ALL: HALT, HORNY, LUSTFUL. 1001 01:00:24,488 --> 01:00:29,126 - SEDUCE YOUR SPONSOR. - ONE POP AT A TIME. 1002 01:00:29,193 --> 01:00:31,628 Woman: INTIMACY EQUALS INADEQUACY. 1003 01:00:31,696 --> 01:00:34,531 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE? 1004 01:00:34,598 --> 01:00:36,566 YOU'RE WASTING VALUABLE SEX TIME. 1005 01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:38,836 YOUR OVEN IS LIKE A CHARITY. 1006 01:00:38,903 --> 01:00:43,808 YOU MUST GIVE, GIVE AND GIVE... 1007 01:00:43,874 --> 01:00:45,776 I'M SLIPPING. 1008 01:00:45,843 --> 01:00:48,012 I'M SLIPPING. 1009 01:00:48,078 --> 01:00:50,580 Man: RECOVERY IS REGRESSION. 1010 01:00:50,647 --> 01:00:52,983 IT WILL NEVER PASS. 1011 01:00:53,050 --> 01:00:56,153 NO, DON'T! I HAVE TO. 1012 01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:59,623 Man: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. 1013 01:00:59,690 --> 01:01:01,692 ( voices overlapping ) 1014 01:01:02,927 --> 01:01:05,429 STOP IT. PLEASE, I'M A NEUTER! 1015 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:07,865 ( all moaning ) 1016 01:01:08,799 --> 01:01:10,467 CONCUSSION SUFFERERS, 1017 01:01:10,534 --> 01:01:13,871 FIND THE NEW ORGASM AND WE'LL ALL BE SUPERNATURAL. 1018 01:01:13,938 --> 01:01:15,940 IT'S OUT THERE, YOU JUST... 1019 01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:18,809 Caprice: I HAVE TO DO THIS. 1020 01:01:21,545 --> 01:01:24,815 THERE IS NO HIGHER POWER THAN SEX! 1021 01:01:24,882 --> 01:01:26,884 - ( all moaning ) - Caprice: STOP IT! AAH-AH! 1022 01:01:26,951 --> 01:01:30,354 STOP IT, DON'T TOUCH ME. I'VE BEEN NEUTERED. 1023 01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:32,322 LET NO SEX ACT... 1024 01:01:32,389 --> 01:01:35,025 YOU'RE FIRED, DAVID, AND NO UNEMPLOYMENT NEITHER. 1025 01:01:35,092 --> 01:01:38,028 IT'S OKAY. THIS IS SEX. 1026 01:01:38,095 --> 01:01:40,564 THERE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN HERE TONIGHT NAMED SYLVIA 1027 01:01:40,630 --> 01:01:42,566 WHO CAN REVEAL A SECRET. 1028 01:01:42,632 --> 01:01:45,369 AND THAT WOMAN IS MY WIFE! 1029 01:01:45,435 --> 01:01:48,705 VAUGHN, LET US SHOW YOU ETERNAL SEXUAL SATISFACTION. 1030 01:01:48,773 --> 01:01:50,741 - WE LOVE YOU. - LOVE?! 1031 01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:53,410 WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T CALL IT LOVE. 1032 01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:59,083 ( woman screaming ) OH, GOD! 1033 01:02:01,385 --> 01:02:03,353 ( laughing ) 1034 01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:07,825 LET'S GO SEXING! 1035 01:02:07,892 --> 01:02:09,860 * HELP ME MR. FIREMAN, PLEASE * 1036 01:02:09,927 --> 01:02:13,130 * YOU KNOW I'M BURNING FROM MY HEAD TO MY KNEES * 1037 01:02:13,197 --> 01:02:15,365 * I'M AFLAME WITH SUCH A BURNING DESIRE * 1038 01:02:15,432 --> 01:02:18,702 * THAT LITTLE GIRL SETS MY SOUL ON FIRE * 1039 01:02:18,769 --> 01:02:22,472 * SHE'S GOT ME BURNING UP LIKE A PAPER CUP * 1040 01:02:22,539 --> 01:02:25,442 * WHOO-WHOO-WHOO, I'M ON FIRE... * 1041 01:02:25,509 --> 01:02:29,146 ( Caprice screaming ) COME ON, DAD! 1042 01:02:29,213 --> 01:02:32,082 - GO, BABY. - Sylvia: GET OFF OF ME! 1043 01:02:32,549 --> 01:02:33,683 OOH! 1044 01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:36,586 Vaughn: SYLVIA, SYLVIA? 1045 01:02:36,653 --> 01:02:38,255 SYLVIA? 1046 01:02:40,090 --> 01:02:42,259 * ...HMMM, HMMM, I'M ON FIRE... * 1047 01:02:44,528 --> 01:02:47,865 Man's voice: ...THE SHOCK OF EACH MOMENT AND STILL BE ALIVE. 1048 01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:52,870 ( crying ) 1049 01:02:55,505 --> 01:02:58,876 YOU'VE GOT THE DEVIL IN YOUR CERVIX, THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE GOT. 1050 01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:05,382 COME HOME TO MY PENIS WHERE YOU BELONG. 1051 01:03:05,449 --> 01:03:08,886 I CAN'T, VAUGHN. I'M A LIBERTINE. 1052 01:03:08,953 --> 01:03:11,055 I SAY NO TO SEXUAL ADDICTION. 1053 01:03:11,121 --> 01:03:13,824 YOU'LL GET A YEAST INFECTION. 1054 01:03:13,891 --> 01:03:18,562 - NOW IS THE TIME FOR HOME INVASION! - ( all cheering ) 1055 01:03:28,973 --> 01:03:30,574 ( groans ) 1056 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,277 * OH, HIS POP-UP DOESN'T POP UP ANYMORE... * 1057 01:03:33,343 --> 01:03:35,279 - ( coughing ) - SOMEBODY HELP! 1058 01:03:35,345 --> 01:03:37,681 * IT JUST DOESN'T DO THE THING IT DID BEFORE... * 1059 01:03:37,747 --> 01:03:39,516 Betty: SOMEBODY GAVE HIM PILLS! 1060 01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:44,922 * ...HIS POP-UP WILL NOT POP UP ANYMORE. * 1061 01:03:47,691 --> 01:03:49,860 TV Chef: WE'RE GONNA MAKE A NICE SAUCE... 1062 01:03:49,927 --> 01:03:51,228 Woman: OH, MY GOD! 1063 01:03:51,295 --> 01:03:54,598 OKAY, WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX? 1064 01:03:55,599 --> 01:03:56,766 I DO. 1065 01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:58,668 SHE WANTS ME! 1066 01:03:58,735 --> 01:04:01,505 - Dad: GET OFF OF HIM! - Teen: LET ME GO WITH HER! 1067 01:04:01,571 --> 01:04:03,707 * HAVE FAITH, HOPE AND CHARITY... * 1068 01:04:03,773 --> 01:04:05,275 Crowd: SEX IS DISGUSTING! 1069 01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:09,479 * THAT'S THE WAY TO LIVE SUCCESSFULLY * 1070 01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:13,817 * HOW DO I KNOW? THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO * 1071 01:04:13,884 --> 01:04:16,020 * THE BIBLE TELLS ME * 1072 01:04:16,086 --> 01:04:20,190 * DO GOOD TO YOUR ENEMIES * 1073 01:04:20,257 --> 01:04:23,427 * AND THE BLESSED LORD YOU'LL SURELY PLEASE * 1074 01:04:23,493 --> 01:04:27,864 * HOW DO I KNOW? THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO * 1075 01:04:27,932 --> 01:04:30,167 * THE BIBLE TELLS ME * 1076 01:04:30,234 --> 01:04:33,503 * DON'T WORRY 'BOUT TOMORROW * 1077 01:04:33,570 --> 01:04:37,374 * JUST BE REAL GOOD TODAY * 1078 01:04:37,441 --> 01:04:40,810 * THE LORD IS RIGHT BESIDE YOU... * 1079 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,846 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, JUST COME ON IN. 1080 01:04:42,913 --> 01:04:44,848 THAT'S RIGHT, EVERYBODY IN. 1081 01:04:44,915 --> 01:04:46,783 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING OUT TONIGHT. 1082 01:04:46,850 --> 01:04:49,019 - WE GOT TOILET PAPER? - WE'VE GOT TOILET PAPER. 1083 01:04:49,086 --> 01:04:51,021 WE COULDN'T BE DOING THIS WITHOUT YOU. 1084 01:04:51,088 --> 01:04:54,224 MOVE UP, EVERYBODY, OKAY? 1085 01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:56,927 NOW, PARENTS, TALK TO YOUR CHILDREN 1086 01:04:56,994 --> 01:04:59,997 TELL THEM HOW REPULSIVE SEX IS. 1087 01:05:00,064 --> 01:05:05,369 AND KIDS, TELL YOUR MOM AND DAD THE TRUTH. 1088 01:05:05,435 --> 01:05:08,738 SECOND BASE ISN'T JUST FEELING UP A BRA STRAP ANYMORE. 1089 01:05:08,805 --> 01:05:10,941 NO, IT'S A HOME RUN. 1090 01:05:12,876 --> 01:05:14,778 ( microphone squeals ) 1091 01:05:14,844 --> 01:05:16,780 TEENAGERS EVERYWHERE, 1092 01:05:16,846 --> 01:05:19,783 COME ON, JOIN THE NEUTER RESISTANCE. 1093 01:05:19,849 --> 01:05:23,820 WE'RE NOT HERE PROTESTING ANYTHING TONIGHT, ARE WE, NEUTERS? 1094 01:05:23,887 --> 01:05:25,755 All: NO! 1095 01:05:25,822 --> 01:05:27,824 WE'RE FOR SOMETHING. 1096 01:05:27,891 --> 01:05:29,626 All: YES, YES! 1097 01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:33,463 THAT'S RIGHT. WE'RE FOR THE END OF TOLERANCE. 1098 01:05:33,530 --> 01:05:34,498 ( all cheering ) 1099 01:05:34,564 --> 01:05:38,235 TOLERANCE WENT TOO FAR AND WE ALL KNOW IT. 1100 01:05:38,302 --> 01:05:40,470 All: NO MORE TOLERANCE! 1101 01:05:40,537 --> 01:05:43,473 NO MORE TOLERANCE! NO MORE TOLERANCE! 1102 01:05:43,540 --> 01:05:47,544 NO MORE TOLERANCE! NO MORE TOLERANCE! 1103 01:05:48,845 --> 01:05:50,180 Woman: HURRY, HURRY! 1104 01:05:50,247 --> 01:05:52,549 HEY, FEEL LIKE BLOWING SOME TUNES? 1105 01:05:52,616 --> 01:05:56,320 COME ON, DON'T BE SHY, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 1106 01:05:56,386 --> 01:05:58,122 HEY! 1107 01:05:58,188 --> 01:06:01,025 I'M SYLVIA STICKLES AND I'VE GOT THE ITCH. 1108 01:06:01,091 --> 01:06:02,726 ( tires screeching ) 1109 01:06:04,828 --> 01:06:07,131 * HOO-HAH, HOO-HAH... * 1110 01:06:10,167 --> 01:06:12,136 * BABY, BABY... * 1111 01:06:12,202 --> 01:06:14,338 * BABY, BABY, BABY... * 1112 01:06:17,174 --> 01:06:19,609 DOWN HERE! COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN! 1113 01:06:21,411 --> 01:06:22,579 Ooh! 1114 01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:28,652 Man: HEY, HEY YOU WHITE DEVIL! 1115 01:06:28,718 --> 01:06:31,521 COME ON UP HERE AND GIVE ME SOME OF THAT STRANGE. 1116 01:06:31,588 --> 01:06:35,359 Voice: PUT IT OUT, SYLVIA. WANT SOME ACTION? 1117 01:06:35,425 --> 01:06:37,127 THAT'S RIGHT, SYLVIA, 1118 01:06:37,194 --> 01:06:39,796 WE'RE GOING PEARL DIVING. 1119 01:06:39,863 --> 01:06:41,231 ( moaning ) 1120 01:06:41,298 --> 01:06:45,102 YES, SIREE I'M LOOKING TO GO BELOW 14th STREET. 1121 01:06:45,169 --> 01:06:47,537 Voice: GET IT, SYLVIA, GET IT WHILE YOU CAN. 1122 01:06:47,604 --> 01:06:49,773 I'M COMING AS FAST AS I CAN. 1123 01:06:49,839 --> 01:06:52,976 - ( bat whips ) - NO, YOU'RE NOT! 1124 01:06:53,043 --> 01:06:54,844 Voice: WHOA! 1125 01:06:54,911 --> 01:06:56,646 GET YOUR SASS IN HERE NOW! 1126 01:06:56,713 --> 01:07:00,550 Voice: GET OUT OF HERE, COME ON, BEAT IT, SYLVIA. 1127 01:07:13,263 --> 01:07:15,865 ( gagging ) TRANQUILIZERS. 1128 01:07:15,932 --> 01:07:18,802 ( gagging, grunting ) 1129 01:07:21,805 --> 01:07:27,144 IT'S ALL RIGHT. RAY RAY'S GONNA BE ALL BETTER, RIGHT? 1130 01:07:27,211 --> 01:07:28,578 ( grunting ) YOU BETRAYED ME. 1131 01:07:28,645 --> 01:07:31,781 NO, I'M BACK. I JUST HAD A RELAPSE. 1132 01:07:31,848 --> 01:07:35,919 HERETICS! BECAUSE OF YOU I CAN'T HAVE SEX. 1133 01:07:35,985 --> 01:07:38,188 IT'S NOT OUR FAULT, WE'RE SORRY. 1134 01:07:38,255 --> 01:07:40,957 TRY THIS. "FACE THE NATION." 1135 01:07:41,024 --> 01:07:43,460 NO. HELP ME. 1136 01:07:45,929 --> 01:07:50,600 - I WANT TO BE HORNY. - Paige: YOU WILL BE. CONCENTRATE. 1137 01:07:50,667 --> 01:07:54,704 DID YOU KNOW SEX IS EVEN INFILTRATING THE ECONOMY? 1138 01:07:54,771 --> 01:07:59,376 EXPERTS ESTIMATE AT LEAST 15,000 AMERICANS 1139 01:07:59,443 --> 01:08:02,512 ARE TALKING DIRTY AT WORK RIGHT THIS MINUTE. 1140 01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:06,250 TALKING DIRTY IS COSTING AMERICAN BUSINESS... 1141 01:08:06,316 --> 01:08:07,851 COME BACK, CAPRICE. 1142 01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:11,020 GET OUT. THIS IS A NEUTER ESTABLISHMENT. 1143 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:12,956 WE DON'T SERVE RAY RAY'S PEOPLE HERE. 1144 01:08:13,022 --> 01:08:16,993 DON'T GET A BREAST REDUCTION, URSULA. FAT FREAK FRANK WILL DIE. 1145 01:08:17,060 --> 01:08:19,796 OH, HIS SPIRITUAL LIFE IS ALREADY DEAD. 1146 01:08:19,863 --> 01:08:21,598 BUT IT'S COMING! 1147 01:08:21,665 --> 01:08:25,402 NO, IT ISN'T. THERE IS NO NEW SEX ACT. 1148 01:08:25,469 --> 01:08:27,904 THE RESSURSEXION IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. 1149 01:08:27,971 --> 01:08:29,739 OH, GOD, YOU'RE CRAZY. 1150 01:08:29,806 --> 01:08:32,876 THIS IS TUESDAY NIGHT. THIS IS HARFORD ROAD. 1151 01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:34,878 THIS IS A SCHOOL NIGHT! 1152 01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:38,415 ( Caprice grunts ) 1153 01:08:38,482 --> 01:08:40,484 ( distant moaning ) 1154 01:08:40,550 --> 01:08:43,353 LADIES, LET'S START OVER. 1155 01:08:43,420 --> 01:08:46,022 HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT VAGINAL RESTORATION? 1156 01:08:46,089 --> 01:08:48,992 ANY GYNECOLOGIST CAN DO IT. 1157 01:08:49,058 --> 01:08:51,995 THE HYMEN IS SEWN BACK TOGETHER. 1158 01:08:52,061 --> 01:08:53,129 AH-AGH! 1159 01:08:53,197 --> 01:08:55,031 HEY, RENT A ROOM, NOT HERE. 1160 01:08:55,098 --> 01:08:58,835 - GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE. - JUST COME ON, YOU GUYS. 1161 01:08:58,902 --> 01:09:01,538 OH, VAUGHN, GET THIS CREEP OUT OF HERE. 1162 01:09:01,605 --> 01:09:04,408 RIGHT NOW, I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE. 1163 01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:10,347 - Big Ethel: UGH! - * ON TOP OF SPAGHETTI * 1164 01:09:10,414 --> 01:09:12,949 * ALL COVERED WITH CHEESE... * 1165 01:09:13,016 --> 01:09:15,885 USE A NAPKIN, YOU FREAK. 1166 01:09:15,952 --> 01:09:18,188 * ...I lost my poor meatball... * 1167 01:09:18,255 --> 01:09:19,989 * WHEN SOMEBODY SNEEZED... * 1168 01:09:20,056 --> 01:09:22,392 - OH YEAH. - * When somebody sneezed... * 1169 01:09:27,130 --> 01:09:29,733 Mother: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. THEY'RE IN THE BUSHES. 1170 01:09:29,799 --> 01:09:33,102 DAD, SOMEBODY'S LICKING OUR TIRES. 1171 01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:35,739 - Mother: HONEY, DON'T LOOK. - HEY, PERVERT! 1172 01:09:35,805 --> 01:09:37,641 LEAVE OUR FAMILY ALONE. 1173 01:09:37,707 --> 01:09:40,710 - OOF! - Mother: COME ON, LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE. 1174 01:09:40,777 --> 01:09:42,111 OW-HO-HO.OH. 1175 01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:44,881 OOH, EVER HEAR OF HELICOPTERING? 1176 01:09:44,948 --> 01:09:48,885 - WHIPPING SOMEONE'S FACE? - OLD HAT. 1177 01:09:48,952 --> 01:09:51,020 - SHRIMPING? - EVERYBODY LICKS TOES. 1178 01:09:51,087 --> 01:09:56,726 - TROMBONING? - I DID THAT DURING THE REAGAN ADMINISTRATION. 1179 01:09:56,793 --> 01:09:58,528 TRY SOME VITAMINS. 1180 01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:06,903 I NEED TO SATISFY SOMEONE. 1181 01:10:06,970 --> 01:10:08,905 All: OH, YEAH. 1182 01:10:08,972 --> 01:10:11,475 ( moaning ) 1183 01:10:13,743 --> 01:10:15,612 * TELL ME A STORY * 1184 01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:17,581 * TELL ME A STORY * 1185 01:10:17,647 --> 01:10:20,016 * TELL ME A STORY, REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID * 1186 01:10:20,083 --> 01:10:22,452 * YOU PROMISED ME, YOU SAID YOU WOULD * 1187 01:10:22,519 --> 01:10:25,322 * YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE IN SO I'LL BE GOOD * 1188 01:10:25,389 --> 01:10:27,190 * TELL ME A STORY... * 1189 01:10:27,257 --> 01:10:28,992 YES, MOMMY'S DRYING DISHES 1190 01:10:29,058 --> 01:10:31,428 SO THAT PRETTY LITTLE BABY WILL HAVE CLEAN PLATE-PLATES 1191 01:10:31,495 --> 01:10:33,463 WHEN WE MOVE TO OUR NEW HOUSE. 1192 01:10:33,530 --> 01:10:36,433 - ( baby coos ) - * ...GO HOME WITHOUT MY RAISE IN PAY * 1193 01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:41,004 - * HOME BY THE FIRE WHERE A MAN CAN JUST-- * - Alvin: MAMA! MAMA! 1194 01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:43,006 * SLIPPERS THERE BY THE CHAIR * 1195 01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:45,275 * NOT A WORRY, NOT A CARE... * 1196 01:10:45,342 --> 01:10:47,944 ( toy squeaking ) 1197 01:10:48,011 --> 01:10:50,780 ( screaming ) 1198 01:10:50,847 --> 01:10:52,382 ( laughing ) 1199 01:10:56,486 --> 01:10:59,188 COME ON, YOU'RE THE CONCUSSION KING. 1200 01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:00,790 AM I? AM I? 1201 01:11:00,857 --> 01:11:02,992 SO MANY VAGINAS, SO LITTLE TIME. 1202 01:11:03,059 --> 01:11:04,994 I TRY AND DO GOOD WORK. 1203 01:11:05,061 --> 01:11:06,796 SOMETIMES CHOCOLATE HELPS. 1204 01:11:06,863 --> 01:11:08,965 OH, GIVE ME THE GREEN ONE. 1205 01:11:09,032 --> 01:11:10,767 BOY, THOSE CANDIES WORK. 1206 01:11:10,834 --> 01:11:13,837 I MANAGED TO COP SOME SPANISH FLY DOWN ON THE BLOCK. 1207 01:11:15,138 --> 01:11:17,073 OH, THAT'S SOME GOOD STUFF. 1208 01:11:17,140 --> 01:11:18,475 - FELCHING? - DONE IT. 1209 01:11:18,542 --> 01:11:20,477 - GETTING YOUR RED WINGS? - I GOT 'EM. 1210 01:11:20,544 --> 01:11:22,679 - PLATE JOB? - OVER AND UNDER. 1211 01:11:22,746 --> 01:11:24,881 - BLOSSOMS? - DON'T WANT THEM. 1212 01:11:24,948 --> 01:11:26,450 EVER TRIED THESE? 1213 01:11:26,516 --> 01:11:30,987 DAMN VIAGRA. AND I'M ALREADY THERE. 1214 01:11:31,054 --> 01:11:33,457 ( wind whistling ) 1215 01:11:41,998 --> 01:11:44,033 "ASTRAL-ORGASM," 1216 01:11:44,100 --> 01:11:47,704 REACHING AN OUT-OF-BODY STATE THROUGH SEXUAL AROUSAL. 1217 01:11:59,349 --> 01:12:01,317 ( decreasing moans ) 1218 01:12:02,051 --> 01:12:05,489 LET'S GO SEXING! 1219 01:12:05,555 --> 01:12:08,358 ( all screaming ) 1220 01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:13,630 COME ON, YOU CAN'T DO THAT INSIDE. TAKE IT OUTSIDE. 1221 01:12:13,697 --> 01:12:15,999 YEAH, I'M LOOKING FOR TO GET SNOWED. 1222 01:12:16,065 --> 01:12:19,736 - WE DON'T HAVE THAT. - ( screaming ) I'VE BEEN SCARRED! 1223 01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:22,806 GET OFF ME, I'M STRAIGHT. 1224 01:12:22,872 --> 01:12:24,941 SO'S SPAGHETTI TILL YOU GET IT HEATED UP. 1225 01:12:25,008 --> 01:12:27,711 I TELL YOU, THIS VIRGINAL OPERATION WORKS. 1226 01:12:27,777 --> 01:12:30,213 EVEN THE MOST SKEPTICAL MAN WILL BE CONVINCED. 1227 01:12:30,279 --> 01:12:32,048 YOU'RE WHAT I'D CALL PITIFUL. 1228 01:12:32,115 --> 01:12:36,152 THE RESTORED VIRGIN FILLS A GELATIN CAPSULE WITH BLOOD 1229 01:12:36,219 --> 01:12:38,988 AND INSERTS IT INTO HER VAGINA JUST BEFORE INTERCOURSE. 1230 01:12:39,055 --> 01:12:40,890 YOU'RE ALL CRAZY. 1231 01:12:40,957 --> 01:12:43,960 WHEN SHE HAS SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME, THE HYMEN WILL POP. 1232 01:12:44,027 --> 01:12:47,196 YOU'LL BE A VIRGIN FOR THE SECOND TIME. 1233 01:12:47,263 --> 01:12:50,667 - LEAVE US ALONE. - Man: HELP! 1234 01:12:50,734 --> 01:12:52,035 - ( all screaming ) - HEY! HEY! 1235 01:12:52,101 --> 01:12:54,103 CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD. 1236 01:12:54,170 --> 01:12:57,574 - TO HELL WITH HARFORD ROAD! - WE'RE MOVING TO D.C. WHERE WE BELONG. 1237 01:12:57,641 --> 01:12:59,576 - FRANK, CALL THEM OFF. - BUT, URSULA, 1238 01:12:59,643 --> 01:13:03,046 THEY'RE HOTTER THAN A FRESH FOX IN A FOREST FIRE. YOU KNOW THAT. 1239 01:13:03,112 --> 01:13:06,616 I AM PURE NOW, FAT BLANK FRANK, I'M A NEUTER. 1240 01:13:06,683 --> 01:13:08,618 JUST LET 'EM PUPPIES LOOSE, HONEY. 1241 01:13:08,685 --> 01:13:12,155 I HAVE FACED THE BEAST OF LUST AND I HAVE WON. 1242 01:13:12,221 --> 01:13:14,691 BESIDES, MY BACK HURTS. 1243 01:13:14,758 --> 01:13:18,094 I GET RASHES. SIMPLE CHORES BOTHER ME. 1244 01:13:18,161 --> 01:13:21,364 I WOULD LIKE TO SLEEP ON MY STOMACH, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 1245 01:13:21,431 --> 01:13:23,867 PLEASE, URSULA...! 1246 01:13:23,933 --> 01:13:27,003 - LET'S GO SEXING. - N-O SPELLS NO! 1247 01:13:27,070 --> 01:13:32,041 - COME ON, MAN-- - THIS ISN'T THAT KIND OF PLACE.LADY, LADY! 1248 01:13:32,108 --> 01:13:34,077 AAH-AAH. 1249 01:13:35,812 --> 01:13:39,348 AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION. OH, YOU OUGHTA TRY IT, AHH! 1250 01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:43,352 - LET ME IN, COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT. - GET AWAY! WE'RE NOT HORNY. 1251 01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:45,989 Man: WE'RE MARRIED. WE DON'T WANT ANYTHING. 1252 01:13:46,055 --> 01:13:48,324 ( panting ) 1253 01:13:48,391 --> 01:13:50,594 ( yells ) SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE, 1254 01:13:50,660 --> 01:13:54,063 FINISH ME UP! 1255 01:13:54,130 --> 01:13:56,933 ( panting ) 1256 01:14:03,272 --> 01:14:05,208 ( tires screeching ) 1257 01:14:08,778 --> 01:14:11,080 ( men moaning, grunting ) 1258 01:14:14,851 --> 01:14:17,053 - HUH? - FEEL LIKE GETTING LUCKY? 1259 01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:20,089 HUH? HUH-UH. 1260 01:14:20,156 --> 01:14:21,725 ( groans ) 1261 01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:24,293 HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU? HUH? HOW ABOUT YOU? 1262 01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:26,796 UH-HUH. 1263 01:14:28,998 --> 01:14:29,966 ( muffled grunt ) 1264 01:14:33,537 --> 01:14:37,541 Vaughn: YOU ARE BARRED FROM THE PINEWOOD PARK-AND-PAY. 1265 01:14:37,607 --> 01:14:39,576 ( groans ) 1266 01:14:39,643 --> 01:14:41,578 EVER HEAR OF MONONUCLEOSIS? 1267 01:14:41,645 --> 01:14:42,979 GET HELP! 1268 01:14:43,747 --> 01:14:44,948 ( growling within ) 1269 01:14:47,416 --> 01:14:49,485 OH, MY GOD! 1270 01:14:49,553 --> 01:14:53,056 - HEY, POLAR BEAR, YOU KNOW WHAT AN "OTTER" IS? - NO. 1271 01:14:53,122 --> 01:14:57,093 IT'S A BEAR CUB WHO ISN'T FAT OR HAIRY YET, BUT WILL BE. 1272 01:14:58,161 --> 01:15:00,496 FIND ME A SIGNIFICANT OTTER. 1273 01:15:01,464 --> 01:15:02,932 - ( growls ) - ( screams ) 1274 01:15:04,300 --> 01:15:05,635 UNGH! 1275 01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:08,538 WHOOP! 1276 01:15:10,907 --> 01:15:12,041 OOF! 1277 01:15:14,978 --> 01:15:16,112 OH! 1278 01:15:28,491 --> 01:15:29,993 YES! 1279 01:15:30,059 --> 01:15:31,995 GET OUT, YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF FILTH. 1280 01:15:32,061 --> 01:15:34,230 GET OUT NOW AND NEVER COME BACK. 1281 01:15:36,165 --> 01:15:38,101 ( thumps, grunts ) 1282 01:15:38,167 --> 01:15:40,904 ( moaning ) 1283 01:15:51,247 --> 01:15:52,949 NO. NOT YOU. 1284 01:15:53,016 --> 01:15:54,884 YEAH! 1285 01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:04,560 ( crowd chanting ) URSULA! URSULA! URSULA! 1286 01:16:11,534 --> 01:16:13,236 MOM. 1287 01:16:13,302 --> 01:16:15,739 - * Yeah, my gal is red hot * - MOM? 1288 01:16:15,805 --> 01:16:18,107 * Your gal ain't doodly squat * 1289 01:16:18,174 --> 01:16:22,178 * Well she ain't got no money, but man, she's really got a lot... * 1290 01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:25,448 * BABY, LET ME BANG YOUR BOX * 1291 01:16:25,514 --> 01:16:28,051 * BABY, LET ME BANG YOUR BOX * 1292 01:16:28,117 --> 01:16:34,457 * BABY, LET ME BANG YOUR BOX * 1293 01:16:34,523 --> 01:16:37,761 * BABY, LET ME BANG IT, BABY, LET ME BANG IT * 1294 01:16:37,827 --> 01:16:39,929 * BABY, LET ME BANG YOUR BOX * 1295 01:16:39,996 --> 01:16:43,466 * I GOT A LITTLE MAN THEY CALL PIANO BILL * 1296 01:16:43,532 --> 01:16:45,468 ( distant screaming ) 1297 01:16:45,534 --> 01:16:50,439 * I GOT A LITTLE MAN THEY CALL PIANO BILL * 1298 01:16:50,506 --> 01:16:54,610 * ...LET ME BANG YOUR BOX, OH, BABY, I'LL GIVE YOU A THRILL... * 1299 01:16:54,678 --> 01:16:56,713 THIS IS A LIBERATED AREA. 1300 01:16:56,780 --> 01:16:59,716 THE SEXUAL REVOLUTION HAS BEEN WON. 1301 01:16:59,783 --> 01:17:01,751 YOU CAN FINALLY BE FREE. COME OUT. 1302 01:17:01,818 --> 01:17:03,753 THE NEUTERS HAVE FLED. 1303 01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:05,755 THERE IS SOMEBODY FOR EVERYBODY. 1304 01:17:05,822 --> 01:17:07,991 - THAT MEANS YOU!... - RAY RAY! 1305 01:17:08,057 --> 01:17:11,494 STRAIGHT, GAY OR BI, THERE'S A NEW SEX ACT JUST WAITING FOR YOU. 1306 01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:14,931 SEX FOR EVERYBODY! HELP YOUR NEIGHBORS JOYOUSLY. 1307 01:17:14,998 --> 01:17:17,801 HURRY! YOU, ON YOUR FRONT LAWN. 1308 01:17:17,867 --> 01:17:19,769 JOIN US. COME ON, LET'S GO. 1309 01:17:19,836 --> 01:17:22,371 THE NEUTERS ARE HISTORY. 1310 01:17:22,438 --> 01:17:24,407 WE HAVE TAKEN OVER! 1311 01:17:24,473 --> 01:17:26,075 TODAY HARFORD ROAD... 1312 01:17:26,142 --> 01:17:28,712 All: TOMORROW THE WORLD! 1313 01:17:28,778 --> 01:17:32,716 THEN ALL OF BALTIMORE, THEN UP TO WASHINGTON AND FINALLY NEW YORK, 1314 01:17:32,782 --> 01:17:35,184 THE MIDWEST, THE SOUTH, CALIFORNIA, 1315 01:17:35,251 --> 01:17:37,821 EUROPE, JAPAN, NORTH KOREA-- 1316 01:17:37,887 --> 01:17:39,889 THE WHOLE WORLD AT THE SAME TIME. 1317 01:17:39,956 --> 01:17:42,859 SEXUAL ANARCHY WILL FINALLY HAPPEN. 1318 01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:49,198 COME ON, LET'S GO! JUMP ON! 1319 01:17:49,265 --> 01:17:51,768 ( all scream ) 1320 01:17:53,536 --> 01:17:56,139 ( plane roaring ) 1321 01:17:58,407 --> 01:18:00,744 Flight attendant: Ladies and gentlemen, the captain's informed 1322 01:18:00,810 --> 01:18:02,545 that we have begun our final approach 1323 01:18:02,611 --> 01:18:04,848 into Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport. 1324 01:18:04,914 --> 01:18:06,883 Woman: MR. HASSELHOFF? 1325 01:18:06,950 --> 01:18:09,786 SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE STAR. 1326 01:18:09,853 --> 01:18:11,587 - CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? - YEAH, SURE. 1327 01:18:11,654 --> 01:18:13,823 - THANK YOU. - Attendant: If you must use the lavatory 1328 01:18:13,890 --> 01:18:16,960 prior to our scheduled arrival, please do so at this time. 1329 01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:19,695 EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND. THANKS. 1330 01:18:19,763 --> 01:18:21,998 ( signal tone rings ) 1331 01:18:22,065 --> 01:18:23,933 per FAA regulations, 1332 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:26,535 please put away any electronic devices. 1333 01:18:26,602 --> 01:18:29,773 - flight crew, prepare for landing. - ( lock clicks ) 1334 01:18:29,839 --> 01:18:31,908 ( voices overlapping ) 1335 01:18:35,879 --> 01:18:37,413 SYLVIA! 1336 01:18:38,481 --> 01:18:40,383 Vaughn: URSULA! 1337 01:18:40,449 --> 01:18:42,251 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, BABY... 1338 01:18:42,318 --> 01:18:44,620 Caprice: I'M PAST THAT, FRANK, FOREVER! 1339 01:18:44,687 --> 01:18:46,155 ( moaning ) 1340 01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:48,858 - Sylvia: YEAH, COME ON. -( unzipping ) 1341 01:18:48,925 --> 01:18:51,327 ( grunting ) 1342 01:18:54,097 --> 01:18:56,232 ( sighs ) 1343 01:19:02,939 --> 01:19:04,908 OH, MY PILLS! 1344 01:19:07,543 --> 01:19:10,346 - ( squishing ) - OH! 1345 01:19:12,481 --> 01:19:14,951 ( Big Ethel moans ) 1346 01:19:24,693 --> 01:19:26,362 ( thumps ) 1347 01:19:27,997 --> 01:19:29,632 ( yelling fades ) 1348 01:19:29,698 --> 01:19:30,867 ( grunts ) 1349 01:19:32,268 --> 01:19:35,271 OH... 1350 01:19:52,388 --> 01:19:57,426 HONEY... CAN I HAVE SOME LUNCH DOWNTOWN? 1351 01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:00,930 OH, DAD! 1352 01:20:06,802 --> 01:20:07,971 ( chuckles ) 1353 01:20:08,037 --> 01:20:11,174 NO, VAUGHN, I'VE DONE THAT. 1354 01:20:13,142 --> 01:20:15,311 YOU KNOW, DON'T YOU? 1355 01:20:30,493 --> 01:20:31,827 OH! 1356 01:20:33,629 --> 01:20:34,964 ( grunts ) 1357 01:20:48,211 --> 01:20:50,313 ( all moaning and gasping ) 1358 01:21:09,999 --> 01:21:12,068 SHE WAS A NEUTER. 1359 01:21:12,135 --> 01:21:15,438 A SEXUAL ANOREXIC WHOSE TIME HAS COME. 1360 01:21:38,727 --> 01:21:40,196 OW! OH! 1361 01:21:56,512 --> 01:21:57,813 BIG ETHEL...? 1362 01:21:57,880 --> 01:21:59,348 ( buzzing ) 1363 01:22:01,417 --> 01:22:03,019 ( thumps ) 1364 01:22:04,620 --> 01:22:06,355 OOH-OH! 1365 01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:11,995 ( moaning within ) 1366 01:22:16,899 --> 01:22:19,035 ( laughing ) 1367 01:22:28,644 --> 01:22:30,346 ( chattering ) 1368 01:22:40,089 --> 01:22:42,158 ( moaning ) 1369 01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:54,137 ( all moaning ) 1370 01:23:06,582 --> 01:23:08,551 THE BIG "O." 1371 01:23:11,687 --> 01:23:14,590 DO IT FOR US ONE MORE TIME, RAY RAY. 1372 01:23:16,925 --> 01:23:19,428 NOW, RAY RAY, NOW! 1373 01:23:19,495 --> 01:23:21,697 NOW! 1374 01:23:25,268 --> 01:23:29,172 LET'S GO SEXING! 1375 01:23:29,238 --> 01:23:32,007 ( panting, moaning ) 1376 01:23:36,712 --> 01:23:39,582 ( blasts, splatters ) 1377 01:23:50,693 --> 01:23:54,663 * AT THE END OF A RAINBOW * 1378 01:23:54,730 --> 01:23:58,801 * YOU'LL FIND A POT OF GOLD * 1379 01:23:58,867 --> 01:24:02,405 * AT THE END OF A STORY * 1380 01:24:02,471 --> 01:24:05,741 * YOU'LL FIND IT'S ALL BEEN TOLD * 1381 01:24:05,808 --> 01:24:10,213 * BUT OUR LOVE HAS A TREASURE * 1382 01:24:10,279 --> 01:24:13,949 * OUR HEARTS CAN ALWAYS SPEND * 1383 01:24:14,016 --> 01:24:18,154 * AND IT HAS A STORY * 1384 01:24:18,221 --> 01:24:21,690 * WITHOUT ANY END * 1385 01:24:23,126 --> 01:24:26,695 * AT THE END OF A RIVER * 1386 01:24:26,762 --> 01:24:30,533 * THE WATER STOPS ITS FLOW * 1387 01:24:30,599 --> 01:24:34,770 * AT THE END OF A HIGHWAY * 1388 01:24:34,837 --> 01:24:37,873 * THERE'S NO PLACE YOU CAN GO * 1389 01:24:37,940 --> 01:24:42,145 * BUT JUST TELL ME YOU LOVE ME * 1390 01:24:42,211 --> 01:24:46,349 * AND YOU ARE ONLY MINE * 1391 01:24:46,415 --> 01:24:50,119 * AND OUR LOVE WILL GO ON * 1392 01:24:50,186 --> 01:24:53,422 * TILL THE END... * 1393 01:24:53,489 --> 01:24:58,161 * OF TIME * 1394 01:25:03,399 --> 01:25:07,270 * AT THE END OF A RIVER * 1395 01:25:07,336 --> 01:25:11,407 * THE WATER STOPS ITS FLOW * 1396 01:25:11,474 --> 01:25:15,378 * AT THE END OF A HIGHWAY * 1397 01:25:15,444 --> 01:25:18,614 * THERE'S NO PLACE YOU CAN GO * 1398 01:25:18,681 --> 01:25:22,951 * BUT JUST TELL ME YOU LOVE ME * 1399 01:25:23,018 --> 01:25:27,122 * AND YOU ARE ONLY MINE * 1400 01:25:27,190 --> 01:25:31,160 * AND OUR LOVE WILL GO ON * 1401 01:25:31,227 --> 01:25:35,198 * TILL THE END... * 1402 01:25:35,264 --> 01:25:40,135 * OF TIME * 1403 01:25:40,203 --> 01:25:44,840 * TILL THE END... * 1404 01:25:44,907 --> 01:25:49,845 * OF TIME. * 1405 01:26:01,190 --> 01:26:03,792 * LET'S GO SEXING * 1406 01:26:05,428 --> 01:26:07,830 * LET'S GO SEXING * 1407 01:26:09,698 --> 01:26:12,301 * LET'S GO SEXING * 1408 01:26:13,769 --> 01:26:15,704 * YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU * 1409 01:26:15,771 --> 01:26:18,574 * WHEN YOU MAKE ME FEEL GOOD * 1410 01:26:18,641 --> 01:26:20,576 * A FUNNY FEELING * 1411 01:26:20,643 --> 01:26:23,011 * POUNDING IN MY HEAD * 1412 01:26:23,078 --> 01:26:25,080 * MY HANDS ARE TREMBLING * 1413 01:26:25,147 --> 01:26:27,250 * MY EYES ARE TURNING RED * 1414 01:26:27,316 --> 01:26:29,318 * I'M A DESPERATE MAN * 1415 01:26:29,385 --> 01:26:31,920 * WITH A HEAVY LOAD * 1416 01:26:31,987 --> 01:26:33,656 * LIKE A VOLCANO * 1417 01:26:33,722 --> 01:26:35,658 * I'M ABOUT TO EXPLODE * 1418 01:26:35,724 --> 01:26:37,926 * LET'S GO SEXING * 1419 01:26:39,728 --> 01:26:42,431 * LET'S GO SEXING * 1420 01:26:44,267 --> 01:26:46,669 * LET'S GO SEXING * 1421 01:26:48,304 --> 01:26:50,038 * YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU * 1422 01:26:50,105 --> 01:26:53,276 * WHEN YOU MAKE ME FEEL GOOD * 1423 01:26:53,342 --> 01:26:55,844 ( music continues ) 1424 01:27:10,225 --> 01:27:12,995 * LET'S GO SEXING * 1425 01:27:14,697 --> 01:27:17,400 * LET'S GO SEXING * 1426 01:27:18,734 --> 01:27:21,637 * LET'S GO SEXING * 1427 01:27:23,238 --> 01:27:24,973 * YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU * 1428 01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:27,943 * WHEN YOU MAKE ME FEEL GOOD * 1429 01:27:28,010 --> 01:27:32,247 * COME ON, CONCUSSION, LIBERATE MY BRAIN * 1430 01:27:32,315 --> 01:27:34,383 * MY PULSE IS RUSHING * 1431 01:27:34,450 --> 01:27:37,019 * THERE'S LAVA IN MY VEINS * 1432 01:27:37,085 --> 01:27:38,754 * PUMPING WITH PASSION * 1433 01:27:38,821 --> 01:27:40,856 * THROBBING WITH DESIRE * 1434 01:27:40,923 --> 01:27:45,027 * A HEATSEEKER MISSILE WITH A BURNING TAILFIRE * 1435 01:27:45,093 --> 01:27:47,896 * OH, LET'S GO SEXING * 1436 01:27:49,765 --> 01:27:52,401 * LET'S GO SEXING * 1437 01:27:54,202 --> 01:27:56,672 * LET'S GO SEXING * 1438 01:27:58,173 --> 01:27:59,908 * I'LL SAY I LOVE YOU * 1439 01:27:59,975 --> 01:28:03,278 * IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD * 1440 01:28:03,346 --> 01:28:06,281 ( music continues ) 1441 01:28:15,524 --> 01:28:17,826 * I'M A WILD ROMAN CANDLE * 1442 01:28:17,893 --> 01:28:19,828 * WITH, BABY, LOADS OF FIRE * 1443 01:28:19,895 --> 01:28:22,865 * OH, LET'S GO SEXING * 1444 01:28:24,333 --> 01:28:27,403 * YEAH, LET'S GO SEXING * 1445 01:28:29,171 --> 01:28:31,740 * LET'S GO SEXING * 1446 01:28:33,208 --> 01:28:35,143 * I'LL SAY I LOVE YOU * 1447 01:28:35,210 --> 01:28:38,046 * IF YOU MAKE ME FEEL GOOD * 1448 01:28:40,015 --> 01:28:42,418 * OH YEAH! *